For the homies

[Conrad]

Snacks and Shit

"So don't believe everything your earlobe captures, it's mostly backwards... Unless it happens to be as accurate as me. And everything said in song you happen to see -- then actually, believe half of what you see, none of what you hear, even if it's spat by me. And with that said, I will kill niggas dead."
- Jay-Z, Ignorant Shit

Dear everybody in the world,
Don't fuck with Jay-Z because he has obviously lost his mind.
Sincerely,
Everyone Who Is Confused Because They Listened to This Song

[Conrad]

I live by two words, "Fuck you, pay me".
- Kanye West, Two Words

Okay, so first of all... this saying is four words long. So you're an idiot.

But assuming you just mean you live by the words "Fuck you" because those are the first two words you say after "I live by two words"... then I'm pretty sure that soon you will have almost no friends because this is a shitty way to live.

Kanye's friend: "Hey dude, let's go grab a slice."
Kanye: "Fuck you, pay me.
(Kanye's friend in silence)
Kanye: "Sorry bro, you know how I live."

Yeah... Kanye. Soon your life is going to be worse if you keep this up.

lol

[Kuya]

There is only one situation i'm aware of where i would pay someone for their company.