Quote Originally Posted by Ryko
so I'll give you guys a little something to put in your duel disk and shuffle.

I pioneered my company into the uncharted gaming industry, lead it for up to 10 years now, and stuck with it for over 80 consecutive tournaments. For more than a decade I drudged through unrewarding losses to no named duelists, continuing on with nothing more than hopes that one day pegasus's heinous actions would be repayed. It was repayed with interest. I was amongst the first (and last) to have destroyed what was proclaimed 'unbeatable,' and through that was aquired not only my coveted obelisk amongst other cards, but worldwide stardom. Coupled with my success deep into the Battle City Tournament, nearly completed Kaibaland, and the myriad of other achievents and cards throughout my career, I have become no less than the most reknowned duelist to play this game.

With any celebrity status, comes press, both good and bad, and yugi's little band of freaks have become nothing but tabloid to my success. As the National Enquirer would do, these guys focus on my every draw and word, spinning what I say, or just flat out creating stuff that I never actually said, often just to get a rise out of me. "Kaiba deserves it because everywhere he goes he brags about his Blue-Eyes," is a good example of your fictionalized banter. Truth be told, I've only responded rarely directly addressing the Blue Eyes White Dragon, because I was so tired of watching everyone lambaste it. I can't even post a humourous screen shot of me using burst stream of destruction on something, without getting critiqued for my damage, and how the Blue Eyes isn't helping me.

What you guys really don't realize, is how much you're padding my already excessive ego. Here you are, 10 to 15 pages after my last post, still talking about me. An entire other thread was created soley in my name, and others have since derailed to it as well, not to mention the countless before it. Fact remains, for good or for bad, people I don't even know are taking time out of their day to think about me, and talk about me, and it's enough to almost make me blush. It doesn't matter to me what you're saying, I don't read the tabloids anyways, but that I am so integral to everyone's game experience flatters me to no end.

So, credentials set aside about how acheived my career in Duel Monsters is, how intellegent I am for getting as far as I have, and how talented I am at the game, I end with this last bit of fact for you, something to keep this thread going for another 10-15 pages without me commenting on it.

There remains one indesputable fact about me, that no one can contest or argue.

I have the only three Blue Eyes White Dragon cards, and you never will.
God damn this post ruled.