it's not cheating if there's no penetration
it's not cheating if there's no penetration
She doesn't just want to look at balls, she has the cockthirst that comes natural to women, but she's fat as Hell so her hunger is even stronger. She needs as many dicks as she can get her mouth on. Believe me, I know all about this, I fucked this fat chick that told me she was hungry all the time, she said she only had 3 options to make the hunger go away. She said she could either eat(which was bad cause she wanted to lose weight cause she's fat as fuck), she could cut herself, or she could fuck. This is a real life experience folks, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried, I was straight up told by a woman that she was perpetually hungry for food, pain, or cock.
Which I guess also explains why women like being abused.
nah i just wanted to look at balls
cool story though
funny enough kryes bringing it back around to rape finally
please continue
or don't. either way.
since when is it protocol to stay on track here, christ
it's not the consistency I'm worried about so much as it is the delectable topic of rape ooh!
rape is boring. its only purpose is to keep shit simple anyway.
shit only gets complicated when you try to overthink the circumstances surrounding rape, true story.
you know it's true if there's a demotivator about it.
Oh yeah I'm sooooo jealous of a dickriding tryhard who thinks he's the shit but really is so insecure he feels like he needs to prove himself by coming in and acting likes he owns the place.
Read up on Ryko's posts, that's how you be a good dickhead in spam. It's like a fine cocktail: you need juuuust the right amount of loveability mixed in with some actual funny and clever posts occasionally, a whole load of dick, shake well and pour over ice. You, unfortunately, just have the dick.
You know it's a shame cos I used to think you were cool, I like your music, but you've gone to shit. You can't coast on a good roasting of jerseyprophet for the rest of your life.
Anyway trust me (also if you get to know me at all you'll realise this too), I have a lot better things going for me than to be jealous of you bb <3 I'm feeling kind so I thought I would just alert you while there's still some time to pick up your act.
SPAM QA REPORT:
Amusement: 0
Dick: 1
Loveability: 0
Clever Posts: 0
Bordering on Offensive but Making a Good Point in a Humorous Fashion Posts: 0
Giving Someone their Due: 1
Security: 0
Tits/Cock: 0
Cute Animal: 0
Total Score: 2
Result: OUT
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Actually I just like the idea of a spam QA manager.