Your momma

[Mizango]

Yo momma so fat physicists thought she was dark matter.

lmao.

[Krye]

your momma is so fat she was walking to walmart tripped on kmart and fell on target

If my mother is so fat, how is she walking?

[Mizango]

Because she is too fat to fall? I mean seeing as how she could use a mattress as a maxi pad and all.

[quannum]

she could get busy with twenty two burritos when times are rough

[Howard Roark]

your momma's so fat she sat beside everybody in the class

[Howard Roark]

your momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it

[Day]

You're*

[Ohaigaiz]

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[Day]

your momma so fat when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says 'okay'

lol

[Drunknmunky]

your momma's so fat she sat beside everybody in the class

your momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it

Don’t give up your day job.

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

[Darkslitter]

Yo momma is so fat she has diabetes.

[Mizango]

Yo momma is so fat she has diabetes.

His mom's black?

[Sera]

"I say old chap, your paternal mother is so ghastly obese..."

holy fuck rofl

she could get busy with twenty two burritos when times are rough

lmaoooo

Don’t give up your day job.

the fuck are you? out

[Sera]

yo momma is so fat, she eats wheat thicks

[Day]

Your momma so fat gotta use flour to find the wet spot.

[Sera]

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side

[Drunknmunky]

the fuck are you? out

A portuguese nigga.

Back on topic:

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

[Ohaigaiz]

your mom is so overly grotesque that she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck

[Sera]

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon

[Drunknmunky]

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!