Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
your momma so fat she don't change font when she copy paste
couple of classics:
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
yo mama so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Savings Time.
I wasn't repeating my previous joke btw. The echo from your momma's vagina just finally reached our ears.
... her high school graduation photo was an aerial
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
... her belt size is Equator.
... she got a new gig at the movie theater.
Spoiler: show
Your momma is so fat, chuck norris kicked her in the stomach and she didn't die
dammit
... she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"
... her favorite food is seconds.