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    Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

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    your momma so fat she don't change font when she copy paste

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    couple of classics:

    Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

    Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

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    Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    your momma so fat she don't change font when she copy paste
    sometimes i do, sometimes i don't, depends on the button i push

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    yo mama so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Savings Time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    His mom's black?
    have to read between the lines miz.

    Yo momma is so fat she has diabetes.

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    I wasn't repeating my previous joke btw. The echo from your momma's vagina just finally reached our ears.

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    ... her high school graduation photo was an aerial

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    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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    ... her belt size is Equator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkslitter View Post
    I wasn't repeating my previous joke btw. The echo from your momma's vagina just finally reached our ears.
    lol

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    ... she got a new gig at the movie theater.
    Spoiler: show
    She works as the screen.

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    Your momma is so fat, chuck norris kicked her in the stomach and she didn't die

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    dammit

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    ... she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"

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    ... her favorite food is seconds.

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