
Originally Posted by
isladar
NO SERIOUSLY. The fucking assfucks who think any topic raised in conversation is an implicit invitation to vomit up shitty anecdotes / regurgitate their oh-so-fucking-unique revelations can't be engaged because they're socially retarded enough to interpret any comment directed at them as tacit approval of their existence, nor can they be ignored because (again), they're socially retarded enough not to recognize the disgusted silence for what it is.
They have to be firmly told every single fucking time "You're not adding anything to the conversation. You're not a trailblazer. Your observations sound interesting because you've only ever had yourself as a judge. You can't function in polite society. You might actually be intelligent, but that intelligence doesn't count for shit because you are completely inept at interacting with other human beings. You have no gauge of appropriate behavior and your overblown sense of self-worth equates to making everyone around you fucking sick of you before you've even opened your mouth."
I AM SO MAD &c.