NFL Week 8 : Priorities

[Headspace]

Only score 17 points?

Okay.

[Serif]

Only score 17 points?

Okay.

You are such a silly bear, no fun.

[Kyo]

Week 8, Silliness ensues.

[Chun Liroy]

I hope Ratliff has 2 sacks, Dallas wins big and Broncos suffer their first lost, I think Miz would die.

[Zilla]

Man first play Ratliff sacks Hasselbeck and reinjures his ribs.
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/ja...mb-200x278.jpg

[Mizango]

Man first play Ratliff sacks Hasselbeck and reinjures his ribs.
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/ja...mb-200x278.jpg

Gay shit son, mad gay.

[Zilla]

Gay shit son, mad gay.

REAL TALK
We all know Matt Hasselbeck is really this man:
http://mimg.ugo.com/200809/6508/Unbr...SamJackson.jpg

[Headspace]

Hasselbeck is Chris Perry?

[Devolver]

I'll be honest, I'm a touch confused.

[Chun Liroy]

And suddenly... Miz has his payback

Sudden Knee Injury Puts Ratliff Questionable
Posted by nickeatman at 10/30/2009 1:54 PM CDT on truebluefanclub.com

After a seemingly injury-free week for the Cowboys, one of their best defensive players is now questionable to play Sunday.

Jay Ratliff, a Pro Bowl defensive tackle is having even a better season in 2009, sustained a knee injury in practice Thursday and did not practice on Friday. The Cowboys are still evaluating him and his status is uncertain for the game.

The team practiced Thursday at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington. They moved indoors Friday at Carroll High School in nearby Southlake, one of their many practice spots of this season. The indoor bubble covers a 50-yard artificial turf field.

In six games this season, Ratliff has 31 tackles and 2.0 sacks, along with a team-high five tackles for loss.

[Flarega]

http://www.chrisormerod.com/gallery2...ad+gorilla.jpg

[Stiker]

Denver at Baltimore - It's gotta happen sometime, and I'll take Ray Lewis to mur--I mean stop Orton.

Houston at Buffalo - Schaub, Johnson, Daniels. That's all you need to know. T.O. to fail again.

New YorkGiants at Philadelphia - NYG have been reeling since they've been playing actual fucking teams. Now they have to face Philly in the City of Brotherly Shove? Give me the Birds.

Miami at New York Jets - It is only a matter of time before Miami puts a solid game together for, well, the whole game. The Sanchez won't be enough to stop it.

San Francisco at Indianapolis - Is Manning playing? Yes? Ok, Colts win.

Cleveland at Chicago - lolBrowns

Seattle at Dallas - I'm still not completely sold on Dallas yet, but it won't even take half the effort of last week's game to beat the Seahawks. Matchup to watch, Seagull covering a Seahwak

Spoiler: show

lol like Seagull can cover...

St. Louis at Detroit - Because only Detroit is really bad enough to go 0-16.

Oakland at San Diego - Is Russel starting? Yes? Ok, other team wins.

Jacksonville at Tennessee - Dear Tennessee, you realize starting VY isn't going to help right? This will be a true battle of who can score more -- Jacksonville's offense or Jacksonville's defense.

Minnesota at Green Bay - Minnesota will win and I hope my preseason prediction of the Favre career ending injury will come true.

Carolina at Arizona - Is Clutch starting? Yes? Ok, other team wins. Seriously Fox, how fucking retarded are you?

Atlanta at New Orleans - Incoming shootout with the Saints coming out on top.

BG Pick 'Em Record:
70-33

And now, my special guest, Jay Ratliff, will give his pick for the week. So Jay, you have insight into the Denver vs. Baltimore game I hear.

http://www.ndtex.com/images/ratliff_orton.jpg

Damn son, strong words. Real talk.

[Rem]

Wow Ratliff really looks disappointed about his injury. I almost feel bad for him.

[Stiker]

Ratliff is simply trying to give Seattle a chance.

[tyven]

Ratliff is simply trying to give Seattle a chance.

how cruel it will be when he crushes their puny souls by taking the field on sunday

[Rem]

Oakland at San Diego - Is Russel starting? Yes? Ok, other team wins.

lol Have you seen who is backing Russell up? It doesn't get any better for them, the guy is terrible as well. Whoever they put in San Diego is going to win.

[tyven]

i think its important that BG establish a church of ratliff, to combat those evil warshippers of orton

[Stiker]

Yeah, but I know the backup's name. So joke is worthless, pick on the easy target, etc.

[Stiker]

i think its important that BG establish a church of ratliff, to combat those evil warshippers of orton

[Flarega]

I'm already in the church of vernon.