The Fun Theory

[bechyni]

Watching you trip over your own arguments is hilarious. Please, continue telling me I'm the one stuck on manners.

I see me having to redefine the same word for you over and over. You's just trolling now

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I see me having to redefine the same word for you over and over. You's just trolling now

Keep backpedaling brotha, I'm enjoying it. Work ethic on stairs, still lol'ing about this.

[bechyni]

Keep backpedaling brotha, I'm enjoying it. Work ethic on stairs, still lol'ing about this.

Manners on stairs in this thread =
You did good til manners

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Manners on stairs in this thread =
You did good til manners

Anything you do / don't do in a public venue constitutes manners, not work ethic. Keep playing that card though, it's raising everyone else's IQ.

Manners - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Hope that helps, has some big words so take this with you:

Dictionary.com | Find the Meanings and Definitions of Words at Dictionary.com

and this might help,

Thesaurus.com | Find Synonyms and Antonyms of Words at Thesaurus.com


gl!

[bechyni]

Anything you do / don't do in a public venue constitutes manners, not work ethic. Keep playing that card though, it's raising everyone else's IQ.

Manners - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Hope that helps, has some big words so take this with you:

Dictionary.com | Find the Meanings and Definitions of Words at Dictionary.com

and this might help,

Thesaurus.com | Find Synonyms and Antonyms of Words at Thesaurus.com


gl!

I'll be sure to stay polite when walking up stairs. Your just making yourself look worse.

[Absolutely Virtue]

True story: When my brother was a kid he thought the lyrics to ACDC's "Dirty Deeds" were "Dirty deeds, Thunder Chief."

Also, I dare you to spit in front of me in public. I'm pretty fucking tough.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I'll be sure to stay polite when walking up stairs. Your just making yourself look worse.

haha oh wow he just did that

[bechyni]

haha oh wow he just did that

Please keep your manners and don't shove me down any stairs

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Please keep your manners and don't shove me down any stairs

ohnohedi-int.

[Absolutely Virtue]

I don't even know what this thread is about anymore. I'm just trying to figure out how many of you I have to fight in real life. I've got a pretty busy schedule.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

milkin' cows

[bechyni]

YouTube - Led Zeppelin-Stairway to Heaven

[Absolutely Virtue]

Speakin' of cows, I hate 'em. Always just standing around. Add them to the list of things I need to fight.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

cause global warming too, and high cholesterol

[Absolutely Virtue]

Oh man speaking of cows (and high cholesterol) I had McDonald's after the Wizards game last night because we were drunk and everything else was closed or packed. Those fat people are on to something. It was everything I hoped it could be.

[Max™]

It's also worth pointing out that this was in Sweden, and not fat ass America. When the escalators break here the fucking fatties look like they're going to die trying to climb up and even DOWN the stairs.

http://eastvillageidiot.com/wp-conte.../notstairs.JPG

Sorry, Mitch.

http://addins.wgem.com/blogs/newstod.../mitchtrib.jpg

But I absolutely do agree about things to break up the monotony and encourage better behavior. I have ideas:

-If you are driving and talking on your cell phone, pedestrians can slash your tires.

-If you spit in public, decent human beings get to hit you in the face with a baseball bat.

-If you walk through a door and don't hold it open for the next person, they get to trip you from behind.

I would prefer to be able to have a roof mounted missile launcher, with a guidance system that homes in on active cellphone signals for the first one.

I have to point out that decent human beings usually aren't walking around in public carrying a bat, though I do turn away if I need to spit for whatever reason... it's just polite.

As for the last, I open the door for women, I will toss the door to another guy if he's close enough behind me, but I'm only holding it open if there's a chance that someones mother is walking through the door. Mothers deserve respect from all us ungrateful assholes.

[Jones]

I'm pretty sure they know it wont last as well. People will always flock to something that is new then get tired of it. There's no real situation that going to make people want to throw their trash away properly, take the stairs, or recycle because people will be people, that's the real sad part.

What if the state government got involved and had it spit out a lotto scratch ticket every Xth bottle? Or have big corps like Wal-mart or McDonalds have it administer coupons for the store, gift cards, etc. at random when you use the recycle bin?

Do you think this would work more long term?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

What if the state government got involved and had it spit out a lotto scratch ticket every Xth bottle? Or have big corps like Wal-mart or McDonalds have it administer coupons for the store, gift cards, etc. at random when you use the recycle bin?

Do you think this would work more long term?

You're asking someone that thinks work ethic has something to do with climbing stairs. Good luck on a coherent answer with that one.

[bechyni]

What if the state government got involved and had it spit out a lotto scratch ticket every Xth bottle? Or have big corps like Wal-mart or McDonalds have it administer coupons for the store, gift cards, etc. at random when you use the recycle bin?

Do you think this would work more long term?

It might encourage some to recycle but others would probably just continue on with nothing worrying about it. That or someone would break into the machine and just take all of giftcards lol. It's hard to find something that's appealing enough to everyone and that will last long enough to have an impact.

[bechyni]

You're asking someone that thinks work ethic has something to do with climbing stairs. Good luck on a coherent answer with that one.

Maybe if that recycling bin shouted out please and thank you, and some other good mannerism type words it would encourage you to walk up stairs. Since manners has everything to do with walking up stairs now eh?