Happy Halloween

**Vendog** · 2009-10-31 17:56

Happy Halloween guys use this thread to post your epic tales of drunkeness and promiscuity tonight lol.....also be safe and have fun.

**bechyni** · 2009-10-31 18:06

I plan to take Sath's advice although not fuck a real goat but someone dressed as one!

**wipers** · 2009-10-31 19:32

Well last night was a pretty crazy night. Didn't get home till like 4 am don't remember too much. My friend hugged a lamppost for a bit for some reason. I don't recall going to sleep but I did at some point. Just happy I made it home mostly lol.

**6souls** · 2009-10-31 19:56

Originally Posted by wipers

Well last night was a pretty crazy night. Didn't get home till like 4 am don't remember too much. My friend hugged a lamppost for a bit for some reason. I don't recall going to sleep but I did at some point. Just happy I made it home mostly lol.

minus the lamp post, my night was pretty much the same. celebrated Hollaween watching Tiesto play a mega awesome set to a sold out crowd of 3k.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._6419478_n.jpg

**Vendog** · 2009-10-31 20:23

Welp just got back from Trick or Treating with the kids....Time to put them to bed then go to a masquerade dance party in town. My wife is dressed as a sexy witch and im a skeleton lol hopefully this shit is off the hook.

**Shalyn** · 2009-10-31 20:53

Last night I went to Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time in a theatre, somehow got on stage for something, guy co-worker from work won best fake orgasm, and had an epic night. Best Halloween in a long time!

**fren.** · 2009-10-31 20:54

I work in the ghetto, we ran out of candy at 5pm (close at 7) It wasn't pretty.

**Headspace** · 2009-10-31 20:55

Went on a crazy night of grocery shopping and trying real hard to not eat everything I just bought.

**Cream Soda** · 2009-10-31 21:27

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Got me sum candi

**zoobernut** · 2009-10-31 23:05

Happy Halloween Everyone. I did not dress up this year but I did carve a pumpkin. Let me know what you think.

**Lbelle** · 2009-11-01 01:18

2 guys were tryin to hit that when i was out tonight i woulda said okay to one of em but then my friends cockblocked me and asked me to drive em home so i said aight and here i am fuckin no one good game.

**Palin** · 2009-11-01 01:23

Originally Posted by Lbelle

2 guys were tryin to hit that when i was out tonight i woulda said okay to one of em but then my friends cockblocked me and asked me to drive em home so i said aight and here i am fuckin no one good game.

Orlando's not a far drive.

**Lbelle** · 2009-11-01 01:25

so drive here?

**bechyni** · 2009-11-01 01:26

Originally Posted by Lbelle

2 guys were tryin to hit that when i was out tonight i woulda said okay to one of em but then my friends cockblocked me and asked me to drive em home so i said aight and here i am fuckin no one good game.

They should of guided the cock not blocked it

Celeste · 2009-11-01 02:57

I'm so drunk right now. I'm like, weee, and stuff. You know? I dunno. T_T Gonna go on FFXI and make a fool of myself.

**Vajra** · 2009-11-01 02:59

Dont forget to set your clocks back 1 hr when you come home from trick or treating!

**Sol-Blackguy** · 2009-11-01 03:23

Planned on getting plastered to celebrate my birthday but didn't go so well.

I wound up getting 4th place in a costume contest as Kanye west, but I wasn't wearing a costume. Managed to win a $25 dollar gift card for the bar. I fucking hate that place, and now I have to go back to use the damn thing up. (Fuck!)

Made out with a hot Cougar and would've hit it... until she said I reminded her of her son. (Mother-Fucker!)

Some girl in a french maid outfit was so drunk that she was cross-eyed and wanted me to drive her home because her friends ditched her. I was getting ready to pull out of the parking lot until her friends showed up and took over. (FFFFFuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk!)

At least I had time to pound out some drinks since last call lasted for almost an hour because of DST.

Worst of all, after all that, I forgot to use the gift card during last call.

FUCK!

Celeste · 2009-11-01 03:49

Originally Posted by Sol-Blackguy

Planned on getting plastered to celebrate my birthday but didn't go so well.

I wound up getting 4th place in a costume contest as Kanye west, but I wasn't wearing a costume. Managed to win a $25 dollar gift card for the bar. I fucking hate that place, and now I have to go back to use the damn thing up. (Fuck!)

Made out with a hot Cougar and would've hit it... until she said I reminded her of her son. (Mother-Fucker!)

Some girl in a french maid outfit was so drunk that she was cross-eyed and wanted me to drive her home because her friends ditched her. I was getting ready to pull out of the parking lot until her friends showed up and took over. (FFFFFuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk!)

At least I had time to pound out some drinks since last call lasted for almost an hour because of DST.

Worst of all, after all that, I forgot to use the gift card during last call.

FUCK!

Fucking rapist.

**Bearsan** · 2009-11-01 04:21

1. Got depressed after USC lost
2. Thought about getting wasted
3. Started on my term paper instead
4. Fuck, this was such a terrible night

**Corrderio** · 2009-11-01 04:43

I didn't do anything since we had no kids come to my house this year, except my niece and friends. So yeah, I got a shitload of M&Ms

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