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  1. #21
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    Look into ass to mouth. Always seems to do the trick here.

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    There was a thread about this a while ago also, basically boiled down to don't deathgrip while you're whackin' it.

    Or to just stop all masturbation for like 2-3 weeks or something, can't quite remember.

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    So this girl tells me the other day, "I got chlamydia, but its fine to have sex with me now"

    Yeah, that is gonna do the trick....FAIL

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    You can't bust and stay hard? Sounds not like a problem, young jedi, truly a gift this is.

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    I'm fairly certain the last thread of this nature ended with ITT: stallions.

    However, as a Montreal citizen, the only correct answer:
    Quote Originally Posted by Bregor View Post
    Just tape this to the back of her head:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratatapa View Post
    Each time i have sex with my GF
    It's good to see that God has a sense of humor when he punishes sinners.

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    Try a bigger condom. If u just using regular Trojans switch to magnums and see how that works.

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    You should enter the porn business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolutely Virtue View Post
    It's good to see that God has a sense of humor when he punishes sinners.
    Come on now, if you're gonna troll at least put in some effort.

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    I think it's impossible for me to successfully troll anyone here anymore.

    Frankly I am disappoint nobody has asked him to post pictures of the girl to help diagnose the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolutely Virtue View Post
    I think it's impossible for me to successfully troll anyone here anymore.

    Frankly I am disappoint nobody has asked him to post pictures of the girl to help diagnose the problem.
    spam hasn't made it here yet, this will happen around midnight when the trolls come out

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    Don't have an orgasm (masturbation or sex) for two weeks or so, then try. It's probably just stress.

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    Take it from me (I was one of the last people to post a topic like this). It's all nerves. Relax and don't put the pussy on the pedestal. Just do what you do and that be that.

    Sexual chemistry also plays a part. If your girlfriend (or wife) is absolutely boring it's really hard to stay in the mood (despite most women's belief that men just like to shag-until-they-come, men also have to be in the mood).

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    Take it from me (I was one of the last people to post a topic like this). It's all nerves. Relax and don't put the pussy on the pedestal. Just do what you do and that be that.

    Sexual chemistry also plays a part. If your girlfriend (or wife) is absolutely boring it's really hard to stay in the mood (despite most women's belief that men just like to shag-until-they-come, men also have to be in the mood).
    which goes back to AV's pics question.

    I think we need all of the evidence on the table sir. Body type, weight, hieght, nationality, pics, breast size, etc etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolutely Virtue View Post
    I think it's impossible for me to successfully troll anyone here anymore.
    That's what the hockey thread is for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bregor View Post
    That's what the hockey thread is for.
    hahaha

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    Honestly I know it's really hard to talk about these things, but maybe by talking to her you will be able to find the root of the problem.

    In my own experiences, my BF and I ran into a few problems with sex, and we talked about it, and it made everything a lot better.

    If your sex has become dry and boring, you need to talk to her, because it can only get worse if you don't talk about it. Give it a go, and experiment with sex. Sex is boring, if you don't go wild with it.

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    All kidding aside the fact that the mechanics work in other ways means you don't have any medical problems. Take it from me, I'm old- it will happen to you from time to time, especially if you're the kind of guy who tends to overthink or get anxious about things.

    If you're comfortable discussing it with her, do so. But if it's awkward, and you're wearing a condom, just fake it. I'm serious. She will never know, and she'll be relieved. Women often struggle when this happens to men, because they think the guy doesn't find them attractive (which of course isn't true). Once she relaxes, you will probably relax, and everything will be fine.

    And again, pics.

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    cancer

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