How would spam mold the mind's of our youth

[Darkslitter]

So I got this assignment where I'm given education case scenarios, and I'm supposed to give suggestions on how to improve the case. So I'm curious spam, what would you do? (not expecting serious answers or thought out good ideas)

Scenarios
1.As a fourth grade teacher you give weekly two-minute multiplication time tests. After two time tests you realize that Sam is only answering 10 to 15 questions out of 100 on his weekly quiz. What can you do to see that Sam is more successful?

2.You have a student in your class who is constantly turning in assignments and receiving excellent scores. However, when it comes to your tests she fails. Your student is becoming less motivated to do her homework and her grade is dropping. What do you need to do for this student?

3.As a Language Arts teacher you have an inclusion classroom. You have assigned a personal narrative essay. After two days of class time, one of your inclusion students has only written a paragraph. What do you need to do for your student?

4.You are an eighth grade general math teacher. You are teaching exponents, but you know one of your students does not know his multiplication facts. What do you need to do for your student?

5.You have paired your students to read to one another for quiet reading time. However, you have one student who is a non reader. How is this student going to participate?

6.The special education teacher has approached you in the hallway and reminded you that you will have a new student starting today. The student will be in your sixth grade class, but she can only read at a third grade level. You know you do a lot of independent reading in your class. What are you going to have to do for this new student?

7.You are a high school art teacher. You have assigned everyone a portrait assignment. Students must go home and draw a portrait of one of their family members. One of your special education students is unable to hold and use a pencil correctly. You have had to adjust previous assignments for this student. How will you adjust this assignment to fit her needs?

8.You have a child in your class that is diagnosed with ADHD. He has trouble sitting still and often gets out of his seat to move around during your class. He is having difficulty completing his work because of his constant movement. What should you do to help this student succeed in your class?

9. Your Social Studies class includes a student who makes inappropriate remarks
during structured teaching time. He does, however, become engaged when given time to complete written assignments in class. How can you get this student to stop interrupting your lessons?

10. In your Biology class, you have a student who excels with lab work but struggles reading the
textbook. His homework and exams scores reveal he is not recognizing the vocabulary words.
How can you assist this student?

[Ryko]

1-10: fail them

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

this tl;dr shit belongs in general

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

but its better than a thread asking for advice on not how to get video game (forums) mad

[Kyo]

I would tell them to fuck bitches, get money and have fun while doing so. I obviously didnt read.

[Conrad]

1-10: fail them

They aren't asking for your history, Ryko.

[Krye]

Rape.

[Shiroikage]

help students

[Kyo]

I would hug shiro in a non sexual way and say get em dawg, bitches love confidence and then moonwalk out of the room.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I would hug shiro in a non sexual way and say get em dawg, bitches love confidence and then moonwalk out of the room.

best answer

[Blarg]

I would show them kids what a true child genius is by showing them Max's posts

[Shiroikage]

Tags: mind mold spam youth

[Shiroikage]

I would show them kids what a true child genius is by showing them Max's posts

All kids should aspire to solve all of physics when they are kids.

[Howard Roark]

I think I would tell the boys to stop pulling pigtails as a sign of flirting, it really confuses both sides for years to come, especially since neither knows it's flirting.

[Ryko]

They aren't asking for your history, Ryko.

1560 bitch *pow*

[Conrad]

idgi, the history test is only out of 800.

[_chuchu]

lol

[Ryko]

That's just how boss I am

[Charismatic]

have sex with all the female students and pass them, fail the males

[Darkslitter]

I'm going to teach math like Jack Black did in School of Rock. Also, just like in School of Rock, I'm going to give all the kids nicknames based on their flaws. Corporal punishment will probably be a very key corner stone to my classroom.