Ok, this is F'ed up, but...

[Klutz]

Ok, I wouldn't normally make a post about something like this (skipping all the bullshit, blah, blah...)

Anyways, for my ENG401 class I got asked to write a paper on "If a web page had a Chia Pet/Figurine modeled after it, what website is it, what is the figurine precisely, and why?"

We get extra points for going really far-fetched but still having a good supportive paper as to why it is.

So basically, here is my question.

If the spam forum of BG had a Chia pet, what would the figurine be, and why?

Be creative, and help me out guys! Lol. Q_Q

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

http://www.shantias.com.au/images/br...e%20Garter.jpg


SLAM DUNK

[Conrad]

If the spam forum of BG had a Chia pet, what would the figurine be, and why?

http://i27.tinypic.com/ifo783.jpg

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

http://shopping.hobidas.com/image-re...L-BANK-GR1.jpg

[Ragnell]

LOL

[_chuchu]

Princess Babycakes and the girls

[Senoska]

http://shopping.hobidas.com/image-re...L-BANK-GR1.jpg

I was going to post this and had the picture uploaded and everything and then I scrolled down to see that you had beat me too it. A troll for sure.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I was going to post this and had the picture uploaded and everything and then I scrolled down to see that you had beat me too it. A troll for sure.

more out of pure logistics than anything, but it fits so well. I guess the hard part is explaining it in a classroom

[Kyo]

Raggy wins, he is a sexual beast who isnt to be taken lightly, look at that mean snarl.

[AkashiXI]

http://i27.tinypic.com/ifo783.jpg

OH GOD IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME WHAT SHOULD I DO

[BRP]

It is not like everyone on Spam trolls a lot.

[Not Kuno]

And here I thought spams first instinct would be to post a dick with chia balls.

[Klutz]

Just thought I would let you know, for using the green headed troll, and having to describe to my entire class what it was, and showing "a very creative piece" I got an A-. Also, my teacher was so curious about BG in front of the whole class she set up the projector and viewed this particular thread and laughed at the last comment about Not-Kuno's "dick with chia balls". Lol.

Thank you everyone for your input and to Finesse for the idea of the troll.

[Abandon]

Your teacher is a putz.

[Mizango]

And here I thought spams first instinct would be to post a dick with chia balls.

You and I both. You guys are pussies.

[Abandon]

Yo, Miz. I'm going to Texas. Gonna stop by our favorite town and start recruiting a Fatliff lynching team.

[Akanei]

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[Kiarax]

No you are.

[Akanei]

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[Charismatic]

It is not like everyone on Spam trolls a lot.

Almost no one does.