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  1. 2009-11-04 03:19 #1
    Faris
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    i'm an atheist now. thanks BG

    ;; i have disregarded religion, and now i am certain that we are here for no reason only to survive our miserable 60 to 70 years of life (if lucky), and then return back to nothingness just like how we got here in the first place. Evolution happened and most certainly was the cause of all this. and the tooth fairy isnt real.

    since I've wasted 27 years of my life "believing" i will need to catch up with all the things i gave up for this belief.

    i am the fucking machine (when it comes to women)
    i am frank the tank (when it comes to drinking)
    i am the hoover (when it comes to drugs)
    i am the beast.

    fuck yeah.
  2. 2009-11-04 03:20 #2
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    Lol, they were just kidding bro. No one is actually an atheist, I can't believe you bought it.
  3. 2009-11-04 03:23 #3
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    WHAT?? THE AUTHORITIES ARE LOOKING FOR ME. IM A FUGITIVE NOW, RUNNING AWAY FROM AN EXECUTION SENTENCE. MY FAMILY DISOWNED ME, I GOT FIRED, MY WIFE LEFT ME. and you're saying all this was a joke.

    better get me a visa to the U.S assholes.
  4. 2009-11-04 03:23 #4
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    Well youre fucked, blarg. You know the whole dont kill the messenger thing?

    Muslims do it.
  5. 2009-11-04 03:24 #5
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    only idiots believe in atheism or any other belief or general statements
  6. 2009-11-04 03:24 #6
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    rofl
  7. 2009-11-04 03:25 #7
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    Actually scratch that, muslims make the messenger kill themselves

    The message is generally a vest bomb though
  8. 2009-11-04 03:27 #8
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    Blarg did 9/11
  9. 2009-11-04 03:28 #9
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    THE BUILDINGS FALL FASTER THAN GRAVITY!!!!!
  10. 2009-11-04 03:49 #10
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    Great job guys, you screwed up the Muslim.

    Now who can we "inb4" on stories of rape victims being stoned?

    Damnit.
  11. 2009-11-04 04:01 #11
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    hey maybe one day ill get stoned now.
  12. 2009-11-04 04:06 #12
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    inb4 bob dylan
  13. 2009-11-04 04:18 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    THE BUILDINGS FALL FASTER THAN GRAVITY!!!!!
    ilusomuch


    also, everybody must get stoned
  14. 2009-11-04 04:54 #14
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    yes
  15. 2009-11-04 06:16 #15
    Howard Roark
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    it was the perfect and only follow up considering dylan uses the very same pun with both intended senses of the word

    also sera would have gotten it, she's reliable that way
  16. 2009-11-04 06:19 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    only idiots believe in atheism or any other belief or general statements
    regardless of whether you're trolling or not this is wonderful and I'm going to start using this to piss off internet athiestzzz
  17. 2009-11-04 06:20 #17
    Howard Roark
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    we can dylan
    we can dylan if we want to
    we can leave your friends behind

    'cause your friends don't dylan and if they don't dylan
    well they're
    no friends of mine
  18. 2009-11-04 06:24 #18
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    we should start another agnosticism vs. atheism thread in general discussion and see all the usual suspects trip over each other trying to prove they're better than anyone else at being a godless heathen
  19. 2009-11-04 06:32 #19
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    Another happy ending.
  20. 2009-11-04 06:38 #20
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    I swear kareface just makes longer and longer posts, max does too but he has the decency to hide his shame with spoilers
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