You don't shower every time you fap

[Woozie]

for a moment there i was wondering how you get your legs over your shoulders

LOL it took me a second to figure it out too

[archibaldcrane]

I find it hard to jerk to completion in the shower - standing up is hard, I always lean hard against the wall and my wrist (the one supporting my lean) hurts afterwards, and the water fucks up whatever lube you're trying to use.

But I do it maybe once every few months if the moment strikes me.

[Faris]

i dont know why you fellas jerk off, when you're in the land of the free.

i heard stories, where you just holla at a girl from your room's window and they come runnin for some fuckin.

if i was livin in america, i dont think i'll ever touch my dick. not even to aim

[SubzeroDiabolos]

i heard stories, where you just holla at a girl from your room's window and they come runnin for some fuckin.

If only my friend, if only.

[Abandon]

If only my friend, if only.

You're doing it wrong.

[Charismatic]

if i was livin in america, i dont think i'll ever touch my dick. not even to aim

Low sex drive, eh?

[Abandon]

He has high hopes, which will be crushed. lol

[Faris]

i dont believe you guys.

i mean cmon, im taking game geeks' opinions.

but some of you are black...which doesnt make sense...i need to visit.

[#686578]

I don't remember ever jerking it in the shower. How are you supposed to bring your monitor and computer in the washroom so you can see the porn? I know you guys aren't like, imagining your porn, that's ridiculous lol.

Pretty much this

[Charismatic]

Pretty much this

Let me explain it to you with paint, give me a bit... I'm a pretty terrible artist and I'm slow in paint.

[Charismatic]

http://imagebeast.net/images/09eauf7fe8cwedrb01v.png

Oh, btw... I know the guy is standing on the tub rather than in it but fuck you I'm not fixing that shit.

[Ryko]

I would assume his legs are a little longer than depicted or he'd need to stand on it for us to see your example.

[Ryko]

also from the air guitar pose I'm assuming that it is robert in the example

[Charismatic]

That's actually how I do it.
I throw up the horns and 'rock' one out.

[Blarg]

Where is the mouse to navigate? Sure you can start a porn before you get in but you have to be sure you finish to the best part of the porn and you can't just leave that to chance and end up cumming to that stupid camera angle where it's 90% man ass.

[Day]

http://imagebeast.net/images/09eauf7fe8cwedrb01v.png

Oh, btw... I know the guy is standing on the tub rather than in it but fuck you I'm not fixing that shit.

10/10 amazing picture.

[Faris]

thats a win right thurr domon

[Colenzo]

also from the air guitar pose I'm assuming that it is robert in the example

pretty much, nigger is all about some guitar

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

http://imagebeast.net/images/09eauf7fe8cwedrb01v.png

dude I love guitar hero!

[Kuya]

I don't jack off in the shower because the water makes the cum hella sticky and it's hard to get it off my skin.

100% agree