View Poll Results: Bacon

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  • Crispy

    53 54.64%
  • Chewy

    36 37.11%
  • I don't like bacon, because I am a faggot

    7 7.22%
  • I can't eat bacon because I live a sad life full of religious obligations

    1 1.03%
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  1. #1
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    Bacon

    Let's settle this shit.

    Crispy = Top tier
    Chewy = an unforgivable abomination

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    FRIENDSHIP OVER

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    bacon is delicious in any form where it's true bacon. However, I'd rather eat chewy than crispy.

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    We have to go on the assumption, for the sake of the poll, that one would be choosing between the best possible specimens of each type.

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    I have to vote chewy, if anything because while I love bacon in all its forms, I am far too impatient to wait for it to cook properly and will usually eat it well before it's done

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    UNACCEPTABLE

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    I will send that shit back if it's still gummy, how can you people stand to eat what is essentially bacon flavored GREASE GUM

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    losing points Sera

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    because properly done chewy bacon isnt really gummy

    If I have a choice I do 2 chewy one crispy then eat them in an alternating order, but I like the flavor of chewy bacon and I get to enjoy it more instead of killing a lot of it by making it crunchy

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    http://uqconnect.net/~zzdonsi/gallery/bacon.jpg

    the bacon at the bottom is the only true bacon.

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    see that big meaty bit on the left? OM NOM NOM

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    "American bacon, when cut with a knife"

    Acting like we don't have long thick bacon, the hell's wrong with you.

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    That meaty bit on the left is the best part of chewy bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    losing points Sera
    like I would care about losing the esteem of a CHEWY BACON EATER, pssh

    also linny that looks like good bacon, needs more crispy

    ps: i did not include canadian bacon because lolcanada

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    no one includes canadian bacon, canadian bacon is ham

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    hey look i posted facts, the one at the top is obviously labelled AMERICAN BACON and the bottom one is labelled AUSTRALIAN BACON so obviously the top one is what AMERICAN BACON is like

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    like I would care about losing the esteem of a CHEWY BACON EATER, pssh

    also linny that looks like good bacon, needs more crispy

    ps: i did not include canadian bacon because lolcanada
    why bring race into this, crunchy is a minority anyways. welcome to amurrica land of the chewy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    bacon flavored GREASE GUM
    i would buy this product

    also, redudant options:
    * I don't like bacon, because I am a faggot
    * I can't eat bacon because I live a sad life full of religious obligations

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    hey look i posted facts, the one at the top is obviously labelled AMERICAN BACON and the bottom one is labelled AUSTRALIAN BACON so obviously the top one is what AMERICAN BACON is like
    Skewed facts.

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