View Poll Results: Bacon

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  • Crispy

    53 54.64%

  • Chewy

    36 37.11%

  • I don't like bacon, because I am a faggot

    7 7.22%

  • I can't eat bacon because I live a sad life full of religious obligations

    1 1.03%
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  1. 2012-01-21 12:57 #261
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius View Post
    make them eat fruit and cum will be more palatable. tell them youll suck their dick if they eat fruit and i guarantee you the house will have bananas and pineapples and kiwis and shit all over it for no fucking reason other than to stimulate the ratio of blowjobs given per days in week
    ahahahahah

    iono if this is true or not but for sure, never like to suck it after the guy has had seafood idk why it always tastes funny that way.
  2. 2012-01-21 12:57 #262
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    probably the best way to get a guy on a diet though
  3. 2012-01-21 12:58 #263
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    Quote Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass View Post
    so ksandra thought crispy bacon was a euphemism for boners
    well, they are both hard

    don't fucking judge me
  4. 2012-01-21 13:19 #264
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    Ksandra is right, I suck dicks poorly, I have no experience
  5. 2012-01-21 13:29 #265
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    ahahahahah

    iono if this is true or not but for sure, never like to suck it after the guy has had seafood idk why it always tastes funny that way.
    sperm doesn't magically appear outta nowhere. input = output. eat cashews, have cashewy shit. eat corn, gross i just made myself visualize corny shit.

    anyways.

    shut the fuck up and tell him you'll suck his dick if he buys fruit and eats it regularly so that you can experiment with the taste of his cum. i dont want any of your dumb vagina backtalk either. go fucking do it right now you're on bg you have fucking time
  6. 2012-01-21 13:30 #266
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnell View Post
    Ksandra is right, I suck dicks poorly, I have no experience
    I knew it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius View Post
    sperm doesn't magically appear outta nowhere. input = output. eat cashews, have cashewy shit. eat corn, gross i just made myself visualize corny shit.

    anyways.

    shut the fuck up and tell him you'll suck his dick if he buys fruit and eats it regularly so that you can experiment with the taste of his cum. i dont want any of your dumb vagina backtalk either. go fucking do it right now you're on bg you have fucking time
    yes massa ;_;
  7. 2012-01-21 13:55 #267
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    i prefer daddy
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