Bacon

[Charismatic]

therefore we know wtf is going on

I hope they know how to cook better than they know how to fight wars.

[Ryko]

Stop talking about australia like it matters. Bunch of reject prisoners dumped off in the ocean. You're just the white uncool dingo having version of compton.

Yes, I am on your side.

[Shiroikage]

Canadian bacon is peameal back bacon.

[Ryko]

Canadian bacon is shitty*

[Linliel]

Stop talking about australia like it matters. Bunch of reject prisoners dumped off in the ocean. You're just the white uncool dingo having version of compton.

Yes, I am on your side.

yeah shut up you!

plus I'm cool! if white.

[Charismatic]

the fact that you can cook bacon to the point where it's possible to actually drop and break/splinter it is fucking weird

Not... that crispy. It's an art.

[Charismatic]

You basically cook it until just before that point for the perfect bacon.

[Charismatic]

But you still get a slight crunch when you chew it.

[Colenzo]

any form of bacon is good bacon, trick thread faggots

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

And the Bacon Wars of Spam began.

[Blarg]

How crispy is optimal crispiness? If you hold it up just holding one inch into 1 side of it should it stay parallel?

[quannum]

i'm so krispeh

i'm so krispeh

[Ryko]

This is like when mad faggots and outsiders voted for vandole.

Crispy bacon is vandole.

And now I've ruined the poll because the gays from general are gonna hop in to vote for crispy vandole.

[Charismatic]

nah nigga

[Kiarax]

I'd just like to say, Aussies got their bacon-cooking ways from the Brits, and they've been around much longer than you American lot, so they know wtf is going on and therefore we know wtf is going on, and therefore chewy.

Incorrect. Chewy is shit, we just pretended it was the way to go so you guys did it all wrong.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

trying to remember the last time a womans opinion got her anything more than a good raping

[Arvin]

chewy

[Blabj]

I prefer a mix of the two, with just enough crisp on the edges to provide bite, but a softer chewier meaty part in the centre of the strip.

But at a push, I will prefer crispy, especially on sandwiches as it adds a pleasing texture.

[Sera]

Wrong all the time, I can agree with that... but this time, bro. Think about how real this shit is for me to say those three words together.
Sera is right.

BLA-DOWWWW and that's how you know crispy is the real, because me and chari agree on something.

I'm gonna just say; in the south we know hog.
I'm telling you right now, down here we don't stand for the chewy shit... that's a waste. Real talk. Man, woman or child promoting that shit down here... boy, chop em up.

Thank you, sir -- these yankee bastards don't know 'bout some proper bacon preparation, it's up to us to spread the good news

Crispy is where it's at. What the fuck is wrong with half of you motherfuckers?

they clearly don't know what the fuck, that's what's wrong

Canadian bacon is completely irrelevant.

ftfy

Not... that crispy. It's an art.

this, you gotta be careful with that shit, it don't have to be blackened, or bacon bits material, just has to have that nice satisfying crunch to it. Waffle house usually knows how to make good crispy bacon. It's subtle art.

Incorrect. Chewy is shit, we just pretended it was the way to go so you guys did it all wrong.

See? When Chari and I agree, that's some real shit. When Chari, Kia and I agree... that's miraculous. Crispy > you.

[Colenzo]

i love different assholes