Pick up lines. Show your game!

[Klaatu]

Post your pick up lines.

"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

"Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!"

"Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love."

"Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart."

"Don't you know me from somewhere?"

[Pyree]

Not that I'm contributing much, but those are all pretty bad... :/

[Chicomagiko]

If i could be your tears, to be born from your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.

Baby, you must have TH5 because you have stolen my heart(used once, worked only because the girl did in fact play ffxi and was a thf, fuck yeah)

Eres el oasis para mi corazon(you are my heart's oasis, more of an in a relationship kind of line)

etc. i have no game ;_;

[Null]

I have a nine inch dick.

[Jotaru]

I have a nine inch dick.

I wash it in chocolate and dry it in hundred dollar bills.

Works every time.

[Maguspk]

"Hi." pretty much always works but you have to have some good shit to follow up with because you can fail hard if you immediately do some lame shit like 'what's your name' or 'what do you do'.

If I catch them looking at me, immediately walk up to them and say:

"You can't just stare at me like that and not say anything."
or
"Are you shy? I've been here <time> and you still haven't introduced yourself."

Really though, this is BG so I'll admit I hardly ever use lines on girls nor do I often find myself in situations where I need to use lines. Hi works fine if they are interested in you and you can tell.

[Jodwahh]

The best way to get women is to make them laugh.


So I show them my dick.


Then I cry.

[gandorf]

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.


Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

[The Stig]

I've got an 8 inch long tongue.

[dudeguy]

i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?

3% of the time it works every time

[Sol-Blackguy]

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/jaj...wk0pr52ot9.jpg

[Chicomagiko]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...chloroform.jpg

[Blarg]

Hey babe, you look just like my mom.

[The_OG_Nelta]

inb4

If you need a gay pick up line like that to pick up a girl, you suck at socializing.

[Demosthenes11]

on my first date with my gf I told chuck norris and dead baby jokes. real talk.
it's been 4 years

ya, she's a keeper

[BerenTebogo]

"I'm married, want to come home and watch my wife yell at me for bringing you home?"

Doesn't work too well. Don't know why.

[Hushigoshi]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[Meresgi]

"Wanna play fireman? I'll let you slide on my pole"

[altwight]

message her on myspace and say "hay let's fuck" worked for me.

[Zalius]

look at that. we both consume oxygen. what ELSE do we have in common