Pick up lines. Show your game!

[Zalius]

as a note ive never actually used that, but my day will come

[Despain]

"Hi." pretty much always works but you have to have some good shit to follow up with because you can fail hard if you immediately do some lame shit like 'what's your name' or 'what do you do'.

If I catch them looking at me, immediately walk up to them and say:

"You can't just stare at me like that and not say anything."
or
"Are you shy? I've been here <time> and you still haven't introduced yourself."

Really though, this is BG so I'll admit I hardly ever use lines on girls nor do I often find myself in situations where I need to use lines. Hi works fine if they are interested in you and you can tell.

I don't use pick up lines either >.>; there's really no point. If I see a girl I'm interested in, I just approach them and start a conversation. Picking up girls at parties is generally really easy, as well.

[deshende]

Have you met Ted?

[Demosthenes11]

I don't use pick up lines either >.>; there's really no point. If I see a girl I'm interested in, I just approach them and start a conversation. Picking up girls at parties is generally really easy, as well.

WOW BRO UR SO COOL THESE PEOPLE TOTALLY USE THESE LINES AND ARE SHARING THEM TO REALLY USE BUT UR GAME IS JUST SO MUCH BETTER BRO

[Dense]

This article is a bit rubbish, but covers what you are talking about:

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Full text in spoilers:

Spoiler: show

Penny Isaacs and Sarah Lockett



Your eyes connect across the crowded room/dancefloor/office. That was the easy bit. But now guys - do you want some advice on how to get to know her? Whatever you say, the key point to remember is that women judge a great deal by eye contact and hate a shifty look. Confident delivery is half the battle. Do not stare at her figure even if it’s great.

1. Compliments
Keep them brief, and do not focus on her body or you will look desperate. 'You have nice earrings' will often do the job. ‘That’s a great top’ really means those are great boobs, and women know this.

2. Something off-the-wall outrageous!
‘Tell me, do you know how to change a wheel?’ If done with a cheeky smile this could just work. At least she will laugh or be intrigued.

3. A generous no-strings attached invitation.
‘Would you like a glass of champagne – we have a bottle open which we won’t get through.’ This shows you are classy (champers) and generous – win-win.

4. Literature
‘If you like that book you should try the second one in the trilogy.’ Only do this if you genuinely know the author – otherwise you will get caught out. If you haven’t read the book, you can always open with – ‘I was thinking about getting that book – what do you think of it?’ Ask an OPEN question – not one she can give a Yes/No answer to.

5. Family resemblances
‘Sorry, I had to do a double-take. You remind me so much of my beautiful sister Jane.’ If you don’t have a sister – use a friend’s name, but in case she ever meets the real Jane – make sure they do look somewhat alike. This is corny but sweet.

6. Help!
‘I don’t know you, but, as a woman, would you mind telling me if you would want this present that I have just bought for my mum?’ Your helpless male act will bring out the big softie in her. Who could resist rescuing you when you’re trying to do something nice for your Mum?

7. Fancy that!
‘What a coincidence. Didn’t I see you at the bus stop outside the cinema last week? You had a fantastic mohair coat which really looked unusual.’ Even if it wasn’t her, she will like the compliment and you will have to spend some time figuring out if it was her i.e. which film, which cinema etc… This gives you time for a few follow-up gambits.

8. Being the gent.
‘That case looks heavy. Can I help you take it off the carousel?’ These old-school manners always go down well, no matter how liberated the woman is. Who’s going to object to a bit of genuine courtesy?

9. On the train.
‘Do you know what time we get into Manchester?’….factual, unthreatening. But get in quick with a follow-up remark, a joke about the catering, the delightfully helpful staff or Network Rail’s ever-present engineering works, always timed to perfection.

10. In the wine bar.
‘They do a great Frascati/Sauvignon Blanc here, I’m going to get a glass – can I get you one while I am at it?’ A variation on ‘Can I buy you a drink?’ but no harm in that.

11. In the street/bus stop/pub.
‘I am looking for a really good Italian restaurant round here, any ideas?’ Again, unthreatening. She will probably give directions or be going that way herself, in which case…

“The Dish” by Penny Isaacs and Sarah Lockett is published by Troubador (£9.95) on February 14th ISBN: 9781848761018

[Swatt]

Have you met Ted?

lol

[Mizango]

"Sup"

[Plow]

Why are you talking?

"what?"

You're not supposed to talk with your mouth full.

"my mouth isn't full..."

Well, it should be.

[Cream Soda]

I wanna get your leg up on my towel rack and BAM

[kuronosan]

I picked up my girlfriend by talking to her in Russian. Nothing works better on foreign-chicks than saying something sweet in their language.

[Boyiee]

"Wanna play fireman? I'll let you slide on my pole"

Similar to what I use, which is:

Hi, I'm a fireman.

Works 90% of the time, when it doesn't, the next line is that I'm in med school. That usually sells it. That way I can get the rowdy ones or more aggressive/outgoing ones, you know, the stupid ones... and then the 2nd line will get the smaller percentage, which is the smarter ones.

What... I'm honest. Don't hate.

[Sanoske]

[Kyo]

Hey baby whats your favorite ninja turtle?

Shit works everytime.

[Abandon]

I don't even..

[MrW]

"Hey bitch, you twerk?" gets the hoodies

and

"You have nice eyebrows" gets the drunk chicks

[Alleya]

Are you an angel? Because I want to penetrate your AT field.

[ByeByeTasai]

"Hey sweet thing, wanna go halves on a bastard?"

[Jotaru]

Are you an angel? Because I want to penetrate your AT field.

Oh damn, two points on this one.

[Rockstaru]

I've got an 8 inch long tongue.

And I can breathe through my ears.

"Your hair looks great. You know how it would look better? In my lap."

[Darunia]

Hey, you have a pretty face... Can I sit on it?
Now keep in mind I am a dude, has worked a few times but only with a reply of a role reversal, all good!