Pick up lines. Show your game!

[Chocoboy]

Have you worked on a farm? -Y/N -'Cause you sure can raise a cock.

Why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

[isladar]

Stolen, by my all-time favourite:

"Am I a gynecologist? Because I want to get in your vagina."

[Gryffes]

Naked man.

[Abandon]

Hey girl.... I have a job with benefits. What's up?

[Ohemgee]

"Whats your name?"
Nancy
"Thats my middle name"

[Meat]

I go with the ole, slip em a business card.

"that's right, vp and 25"

[bechyni]

Hey we're both wearing cloths we must have alot in common...so you ready to fuck yet?
or this
Hey have you ever had a rufi colada?

[Phla]

are you zeus's daughter? cuz you got thunder thighs yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[richardd]

oooh baby, lemme be your aegis and shield block all the negativity in your life

[Gorki]

oooh baby, lemme be your aegis and shield block all the negativity in your life

This.

[Ramor]

shut up woman get on ma horse.

[pohibaba]

"How much does a Polar Bear weigh?"
"I don't know, how much?"
"Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is..."

[Misterjingles]

Hey baby does this rag smell like chlorofoam?


Guaranteed to get you some ass.

[Cream Soda]

Hey baby does this rag smell like chlorofoam?


Guaranteed to get you some ass.

/thread

[Sylvrdragon]

To a women sitting alone:

Hey, I may be fat and ugly, but I AM the only one talking to you.

[Senoska]

• If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
• Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
• Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

[Maguspk]

Are you an angel? Because I want to penetrate your AT field.

BESTBESTBESTBESTBESTBEST

[SwampdonkeyPLD]

These are more for after talking to the chick but oh well.

"So if you were a pirate, which shoulder would put your parrot on, this one or this one?" And while asking that you put hand on the shoulder closest to you, and the one farthest away and leave it there. I did that to one chick and she didn't get it and said, "I don't like birds."

I got another one but too long to type.

[Blabj]

Works best in a loud club.

Hey baby want some rohypnol?
What?
Hey baby want some alcohol?

[The Stig]

Sausage Pizza