Pick up lines. Show your game!

[Omnipotent]

Nice legs, when do they open

[Vytiss]

Cats n' Dogs game....
needs a wingman to make this work.

Pick your prey, pair o' hot chix. And you n' your buddy gradually work up a "heated debate" over what's better, cats or dogs, within earshot of your interest. Obviously you each take a side, regardless of your actual stance on the topic. That's when you turn over your shoulder, ask the pair to help you settle an argument between you n' your friend, and suck them into the debate.
Conversation struck, easy topic, and hopefully you've both got enough game to keep the mojo flowin'.


if that sounds too lame... here's an even cheesier pickup line:
"How much does a Polar Bear weigh?"
"Enough to break the ice... hi, my name's Mike."

[Woozie]

"Hey baby, what's your sine? I bet it's pi over 2 cause you're the one."

[Blarg]

if that sounds too lame... here's an even cheesier pickup line:
"How much does a Polar Bear weigh?"
"Enough to break the ice... hi, my name's Mike."

Well this would only work for people named mike, it's way too limited.

[Woozie]

[510Meeze]

Hi, want to come back to my place for some sex and pizza? What, you don't like pizza?

[quannum]

"have you seen my parents around?"

"hi. i'm sparkles, professional male model"

"hey quick question, who lies more: men or women?"

"hey, you {2,3,4,...} remind me of {the powerpuff girls, charlie's angels, golden girls, ...}"

[Darus Grey]

"Hey cuties, I'm rich, white, and takin you home tonight"

works 100% of the time. Could stop at rich for same effectiveness, I just like to rhyme.

[Meian]

• If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

HA I remember this one from high school. I said it once but they were confused ._. I need smarter women in my area

[Stiker]

I rarely ever use pick-up lines unless I'm just trying to make someone laugh. I had one though that was too funny to pass up when I was in the car with my girlfriend at the time. I used to have asthma pretty bad, and I got a random attack and needed my inhaler. So out of this slightly embarrassing moment came this gem:

"You ok?"
"Yeah sorry, you just completely took my breath away just now."

Laughter ensued.

[Gregorio]

"Excuse me, do you know of a good vet?" They'll usually say no and ask why, then you flex and say "Cause these puppies are fuckin sick"

And I constantly use the "Have you ever worked on a chicken farm?" one. Always good for a laugh, and if she doesn't laugh then she's a bitch anyway.

[Senoska]

"Hey baby, what's your sine? I bet it's pi over 2 cause you're the one."

5/5

[Ramor]

5/5

^

[Ghost_Wheel22]

"Hey is that a Molten Core in your back pocket? Cuz that ass is epic."

Totally pulls the WoW bitches.

"Hi, I'm a fireman. I find'em hot and leave them wet."

Works like a charm. I might only be a wildland firefighter but they still love getting banged while wearing my nomex or helmet.

[Bipolargod]

nice shoes wanna fuck? (i swear to god this worked twice in college)

[MrW]

"Sup, bitches? I'm Pink Toes."

[Plow]

afk using that one

[Kainos]

You've got a great future behind you.

[Talka]

Girl do you like Pokemon? 'Cause you sure make my wigglytuff!

[QuePsiXI]

Edit: Absolutely love a Lyricist Lounge nod.