Pick up lines. Show your game!

[Venga]

Im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get.

How do you know you dont like rohypnol if you cant remember?

How do you like your eggs in the morning, fried, scrambled or fertilized?

Do you want an australian kiss, its like a french kiss but down under?

Il be the titanic and you be the iceberg and ill go down on you.


BOOOMPOW!

In all honesty if a hot girl walks by i just say "wow", if she looks, start talking, if not, go buy a drink....

[Fahren]

YouTube - 360 Flip - Slow Mo - High Speed Camera [Time Warp]

I don't have much game, but I do one of these and well it's about 50/50 chance of succeeding with the ladies. Then go from there.

[Meian]

"I'm here. What are you other two wishes?" (was on some shirt I saw the other day)

[SilverBreeze]

I've found that what you say doesn't really matter as much as how you say it. If you are full of confidence when you do it, you usually attract most women at that point, what you say is just a ice breaker for a conversation.

I'm sure it was a dare from some friends or something but I was at the mall and I had a guy walk up to me, and he had a napkin in his hand and was wiping his mouth, but there was nothing on his face. I just kind looked at him and he winked at me and I kid you not, he said.

"I'm sorry, I was just wiping off a place for you to sit."

[Tagus]

This has actually worked for me:

"You're so warm and soft, like a buttermilk biscuit."

[Woozie]

I've found that what you say doesn't really matter as much as how you say it. If you are full of confidence when you do it, you usually attract most women at that point, what you say is just a ice breaker for a conversation.

I'm sure it was a dare from some friends or something but I was at the mall and I had a guy walk up to me, and he had a napkin in his hand and was wiping his mouth, but there was nothing on his face. I just kind looked at him and he winked at me and I kid you not, he said.

"I'm sorry, I was just wiping off a place for you to sit."

That guy was awesome. You should have let him hit that.

[Sqwunk]

I like the one in house this week.
Not verbatim i don't think

"I'm here to see Patty and Selma
Why would want you to see two aunts?
Cause they're always smokin'"

[Kibble]

That dress sure is becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I'd be coming on you too.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[Nuker]

want some candy?

usually only works on the younger ones.











jk.

[Solefald]

Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
Then when she says no, or looks shocked say:
Whats the matter you don't like pizza?

hey baby, i wish i was your derivative, so i could be tangent to all your curves

Would you like to get into a french maid's outfit and be grudge fucked in the ass? Because I know I would.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot-long

You have nice boobies...and eyes, because I'm sensitive

Come on, lower your standards, I did!

So here I am...what are your other two wishes?

Hey, are you going to walk to your car by yourself later? I'll be right over there watching you all night.

Hey baby, get off your tricycle and let's have some fun.

Can I give you an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss only down under

Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face sure is fucked up.

I used to be ashamed of my 3 inch penis… Until I found out women like it that thick.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, girl, how much milk have you been drinking?

Fat penguins. ...I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

If you were x squared, I'd be 1/3 x to the third, the area under your curves.

I've been looking for a girl like you for such a long time! And pretty soon so will the sheriff's department.

You remind me of my grandma, except I haven't slept with you yet.

If I asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

You know, fun size isn't just for candy bars.

Do you want to see something swell?

[Howard Roark]

girl in my old building, lived on my floor, was waiting at the elevator with 2 baskets of laundry, I also had 2.

the building had 3 machines.

Me: Laundry huh?
Her: yeah..
Me, with a smirk: uh oh there's only 3 machines -- I'll fightcha for it



I thought it was a funny thing to say to someone I never met before, and to a girl -- I ran into her weeks later and she still remembered my name etc and we eventually went out a few times

[Ghost_Wheel22]

Should've just offered to do some of her laundry off of your washboard abs.

[Howard Roark]

or fire in a whites load

[Ghost_Wheel22]

"Mind if I toss in my load of white?"

[Howard Roark]

cheesy but favorite:

"Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."

[Woozie]

If I asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

holy crap, mind = blown

[Fahren]

holy crap, mind = blown

http://forsythe4kc.com/uploaded_imag...ExplodeBig.gif

[Meat]

Cute guy like me ugly girl like you, we could make some average looking babies

[Ophannus]

let me show you where i come from...........by letting me bust in your eye