Check this shit

[Abandon]

So I'm fucking this white girl. And her sister looks me up on facebook and wants to get at me. Sister #1 is fully aware that #2 is trying to get at me, and doesn't want it to go down. Me, I'm completely open to banging both. And I will.

Baller status.

[Kiarax]

Cool story bro.

[Charismatic]

Too bad there's no scoring site for this kind of thing, I wonder where you'd stand on the leaderboards.

[Krye]

No wonder there are so many niggle babies all these fucking nigbears are running around and fucking the niggle rats and then the next nigbeast(that's what I named Bahamut in FFX) comes along and gets her double pregnant and so on and so forth

[Beckwin]

watch out man, conformity gonna start rippin on you.

[Abandon]

rip all he wants. I'm gonna get my double sister score. How many here can say that? That's right, niggas. holla at ya boy.

[Beckwin]

it almost makes up for being in the navy

and almost is better than most can possibly do. credit given where due

[Abandon]

i'll take that. and by that, I mean your white women.

[Beckwin]

i'll take that.

yeah you will, seaman. swab my deck.

[Charismatic]

This thread is getting too hot for TV.

[Abandon]

late night commercials ftw

[Mizango]

*brofist

Checking out your FB page as we speak lol.

[Beckwin]

episode 23: The Coxswain goes deep on the Captain's submarine

[Abandon]

funny, I'm coxswain qualified.

[Abandon]

yeah man. the first sis was rather easy to land, and is fun in the sack. #2 has some pretty lookin tits, I'm tryin to see how they taste. and other things.

Yes, niggas, I eat pussy.

[Zalius]

rip all he wants. I'm gonna get my double sister score. How many here can say that? That's right, niggas. holla at ya boy.

holla

[Beckwin]

funny, I'm coxswain qualified.

damn right you are, and nothing funny about it.

[Abandon]

it means my driving skills are top-notch, son. That's some real shit.

[Day]

Your gonna fuck it up and be banging neither.

[Abandon]

neg. I missed last night's football for a reason.