Check this shit

[Day]

You would.

[Ryko]

It's like you don't even know me anymore.

I must admit that I largely just scroll past your stuff just to see if there's some huge back and forth between a poster and yourself, then read again starting just past that.

[Brill Weave]

For some reason I always picture Abandon looking exactly like Flava Flav. Does that make me racist.

[Darkslitter]

with or without the clock?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Abandon is Flava Flav.

[Brill Weave]

Without the clock.

Abandon is Flava Flav.

Good lord, so he's trying to bang Bridget Nielsen and her sister?

[Darkslitter]

you're not racist then.

[Brill Weave]

Sweet I knew that! I'm down with the bitches and ho's!

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

He's going to be pissed when he finds out you blew his cover

[Darkslitter]

woah why are you referring to women as bitches and hoes? You sexist pig.

[Day]

I must admit that I largely just scroll past your stuff just to see if there's some huge back and forth between a poster and yourself, then read again starting just past that.

And I in turn must admit that I pretty much just scroll past your posts altogether. I read this one though.

[Brill Weave]

SON OF A BITCH!

[Ryko]

And I in turn must admit that I pretty much just scroll past your posts altogether. I read this one though.

Well we both know that's entirely untrue. S'all good though.

[Conformity]

hay hay hay teir and day stop fighting

[Ryko]

If we were fighting I'd need to scroll past my own posts, that'd be counterproductive.

[Krye]

You read your own posts multiple times?

[Ryko]

Is that remotely surprising?

[archibaldcrane]

So what the fuck Abandon, it's the end of Veterans Day, you still haven't posted pics or confirmed you closed this deal.

Maybe little sister just likes fucking with you and gets hot knowing the guy her sister is banging wants to bang her instead.

tl;dr Did shit almost happen or did shit actually happen?