Kick celebrity's ass?

[Klaatu]

Simple. Which celebrity would you fight?

[Demisses]

Miley Cyrus...I would love to sling her around by the hair for being such a douch bag bitch. As well as all the other Dbag bitch princesses. Ah would be so satisfying. Even if I did get my ass kicked I know I would get atleast one good punch in

[Melchiah]

Glenn Beck

Rush Limbaugh

MAnn Coulter

Sean Hannitty

[Mohoss]

Glenn Beck

Rush Limbaugh

MAnn Coulter

Sean Hannitty

^this x1000

[Cream Soda]

Miley Cyrus...I would love to sling her around by the hair for being such a douch bag bitch. As well as all the other Dbag bitch princesses. Ah would be so satisfying. Even if I did get my ass kicked I know I would get atleast one good punch in

She'd fucking destroy you.

[Sol-Blackguy]

Tom Brady, I'd beat his ass and throw a penalty flag at him.

[Ramor]

Glenn Beck

Rush Limbaugh

MAnn Coulter

Sean Hannitty

said celebrities, not well known douchebags

i'd totally love to kick keaneau reave's ass

[Mizango]

Glenn Beck

Rush Limbaugh

MAnn Coulter

Sean Hannitty

Right on the money.

[Mizango]

I fucking loathe Tim Allen and his shitty Christmas movies, given the opportunity I would FUCK HIM UP in the most sever way to ensure that he never makes another goddamn movie as long as I live. As for the inevitable Toy story questions, I would save clips of his voice and use auto tune only for future Pixar releases.

Honorable mention: I'd also like to set fire to the entire cast, directors and the production crew of The Hills.

[zoobernut]

What about Tyler Perry, Miz?

[Rem]

What about Tyler Perry, Miz?

I'm sure Miz holds a special place for him.

[Mizango]

I'm sure Miz holds a special place for him.

Yep. He can take his ass out there to the fields and pick my muthafuckin' cotton. I'd revoke his black card and revert that nigga back to slave status immediately.

[Rhyis.]

Isn't the answer supposed to be Gandhi.

[deshende]

Bill Maher kind of bugs me sometimes so I'll throw his name on there just to play along.

Nancy Pelosi definitely makes the list of politicians count as celebrities (and men are allowed to pick on women in this fictional violent encounter).

[BadKarma]

Isn't the answer supposed to be Gandhi.

No?


Also, Obama.

[deshende]

Yep. He can take his ass out there to the fields and pick my muthafuckin' cotton. I'd revoke his black card and revert that nigga back to slave status immediately.

This reply is amazing.

Would read again. ++

[MrW]

Chris Collinsworth and Joe Buck. I'd fight them both at the same time.

I'd also fight Luke Walton and watch his dad cheer me on.

Lastly, I would give back to the black community by fighting Al Sharpton to the death.

[Mizango]

Oh and I would LOVE to put New York as the main attraction in my personal primate display.

[Null]

Edit: Kyla Ortan would be even better.

[Rem]

Yep. He can take his ass out there to the fields and pick my muthafuckin' cotton. I'd revoke his black card and revert that nigga back to slave status immediately.

Oh and I would LOVE to put New York as the main attraction in my personal primate display.

lol Great responses.