
Originally Posted by
Ophannus
America rules! We discovered Electricity, invented lightbulbs, computers, microprocessers, video games, ice cream, porno film, buffalo wings, cars, film, cameras. Rock, jazz, hip hop, R&B, insurance,machine guns,airplanes,social security, GPS,cell phones, jeans,digital watches,milk shakes, breakdancing,ninjas,pro wrestling,monster trucks,cheeseburgers,hot dogs,corn dogs!, cotton candy, rollercoasters.
Man, america invented EVERYTHING fun/cool/tasty/sexy/entertaining. What's the point of the rest of the world anyway?
Silly brits are just sore-losers because we kicked their ass in world war I
Presidents>Prime Ministers, even in action films! Remember "Air Force One" with Harrison Ford? What was the last movie you saw where a Prime Minister beat up single handedly a plane hijacked with terrorists. Man how cool would it be if Harrison Ford was our president? I mean why not? Arnold became a governor and Ford is way more badass than Arnold. Indiana Jones+Han Solo? COME ON! I bet if we captured Bin Laden and brought him to Bush or now Obama they'd say "lock him up for interrogation". But Harrison Ford would DEMAND they bring him to the oval office. They bring him in, kick him to the ground and then HF turns around his chair facing him, with a glass of fine brandy in one hand, sitting with his legs crossed. He instructs his secret service to leave them, and they do. He approaches Bin Laden and he begs for death and spits on him. HF releases him then takes him up to the roof of the white house, HF takes off his suit coat revealing a white shirt/tie and suspenders. He takes off his tie so now he just his his shirt and suspenders and pants on, then he thumbs his suspenders loose so they're dangling from his sides like a badass. Then he rolls up his sleeves and challenegs bin laden to a 1v1 brawl for the honor of America! HF of wins of course and he impales him with the american flag. Standing victorious eveyrone cheers as the fight was televised around the world! Then a helicopter hovers above and his hot supermodel wife comes down on a rope and makes out with him! AMERICA! FUCK YA