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  1. 2009-11-17 15:41 #1361
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    Question: How does Merriman not break Tila Tequila every time he fucks then beats her?
    Because Tila Tequila is a gigantic whore who has seen more dick than you or I, despite the fact that we see one every time we piss.

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    and she has an adamantium skeleton
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    Well that's because Shawn Merriman hasn't been doing steroids lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Who cares if the starters are benched, Jim Sorgi is going to roll in and wreck shop - he's auditioning for starting roles, Matt Hasslebeck circa 2001 style.
    I know Jim's wife and alot of us are friends with her as she went to a local high so we know him through that, have had a few beers with him from time to time believe it or not. Guy has it made.
  4. 2009-11-17 15:53 #1364
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommygunnz View Post
    I know Jim's wife and alot of us are friends with her as she went to a local high so we know him through that, have had a few beers with him from time to time believe it or not. Guy has it made.
    He was everyone's favorite backup quarterback when I was going to Wisconsin.

    But I mean c'mon, you couldn't expect him to start with Brooks Bollinger in there stealing the spotlight.

    I've heard his hands are now permanently clipboard-holding shaped.

    Can't wait for him to see some game action this year.
  5. 2009-11-17 15:54 #1365
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    Sorgi has the single-game TD record at Wisconsin. What a gamer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sol-Blackguy View Post
    You read my fucking mind, I think I found my new avatar.
    Thank you very very much for not following through with that Ray Lewis pic.

    I knew I would be entertained with all of your commentary of the end of Sunday night's game, and you delivered. Thank you sirs and ma'ams.

    Archi, with your analysis of the Ravens, are you ready to call that matchup a lock?
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    Still can't find it
  8. 2009-11-17 15:58 #1368
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Sorgi has the single-game TD record at Wisconsin. What a gamer.
    Yeah, once he got in there for a year after Bollinger got drafted he exploded on the scene much like a porn star who hasn't ejaculated for a month.

    Basically what I'm saying is, Jets and Bills, get your faces ready for the Sorgi load.
  9. 2009-11-17 16:00 #1369
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuePsiXI View Post
    Archi, with your analysis of the Ravens, are you ready to call that matchup a lock?
    You realize I'm still on the hook for calling the Lions and Seahawks games gimmes right?

    I'm all locked up at the moment.

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    I would find it particularly hilarious if Green Bay lost all 3 gimme games and won the other 6 for a 10-6 record and a playoff berth
  10. 2009-11-17 16:00 #1370
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuePsiXI View Post

    Archi, with your analysis of the Ravens, are you ready to call that matchup a lock?
    A gimme, even.
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    Yeah, sadly I confused Archibaldcrane and his gimmies with Bill Simmons and his underdog lock of the week.
    I think that was a Freudian compliment? Simmons is pretty cool.
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    NFL breaking news story of the week!

    Buffalo Bills fire head coach Dick Jauron after 3-6 start - ESPN

    In related news, that $250,000 fine will be donated to Jauron to help him move on. And on that note, I personally was amazed at how fast the turnaround was to decide to fine Adams. That was barely 24 hours.
  13. 2009-11-17 16:11 #1373
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuePsiXI View Post
    NFL breaking news story of the week!
    Slowest breaking news ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuePsiXI View Post
    NFL breaking news story of the week!

    Buffalo Bills fire head coach Dick Jauron after 3-6 start - ESPN

    In related news, that $250,000 fine will be donated to Jauron to help him move on. And on that note, I personally was amazed at how fast the turnaround was to decide to fine Adams. That was barely 24 hours.
    http://dan.boondoggies.com/slowpoke.jpg
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    goddamnit Ceph! you beat me to it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuePsiXI View Post
    NFL breaking news story of the week!

    Buffalo Bills fire head coach Dick Jauron after 3-6 start - ESPN

    In related news, that $250,000 fine will be donated to Jauron to help him move on. And on that note, I personally was amazed at how fast the turnaround was to decide to fine Adams. That was barely 24 hours.
    http://dan.boondoggies.com/slowpoke.jpg
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    You can't flag me twice for the same penalty!
  18. 2009-11-17 17:17 #1378
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
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    I know you were probably counting on that, so i felt I needed to deliver
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuePsiXI View Post
    You can't flag me twice for the same penalty!
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    Bitching about his penalty, number 11, defense. 15 day ban, see you on the first!
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