Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 30
  1. #1
    Sandpaper Demon
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    3,720
    BG Level
    7
    FFXIV Character
    Snowman Emperor
    FFXIV Server
    Exodus
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    Anything But Clothes Party

    So I'm going to my first anything but clothes party this friday and I don't really have any brilliant ideas. So far about all I can think of that's going to be cheap and do the job is some combination of saran wrap, duck tape and possibly tin foil. I get the feeling this would end up being extremely uncomfortable if I try to do anything but stand there (like dancing).

    I'm sure more than one person on these boards has gone to one, so any ideas welcome. I'd like to keep the idea cheap though, and I'm not afraid to show some titties.

  2. #2
    blax n gunz
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    11,141
    BG Level
    9

    http://i37.tinypic.com/29m4yuq.jpg

    Although you run the risk that more than one man dressed like you will show up.

  3. #3
    True skill only comes from macro switching all your e-peen gear thru 10 pages
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    4,740
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Quetzalcoatl

    You could also use curtains, table cloth, large lamp shade, a post it note skirt, bamboo placemats.... stuff and such

    Have fun~

  4. #4
    Sandpaper Demon
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    3,720
    BG Level
    7
    FFXIV Character
    Snowman Emperor
    FFXIV Server
    Exodus
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    ooh, dick in a box would be pretty classy.

    i only have some venetian blinds though, that might not entirely work, table cloth might though but it'd probably end up being kind of a toga thing....hmm

  5. #5
    New Spam Forum
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    156
    BG Level
    3

    go as beerbox man, sword made out of the beercans you drink that night optional. Wear a curtain and tell people that yes, they do match the carpet. The guys in dick in the box are wearing full suits, though you could be a man and just go box only. wrap yourself in wrapping paper and see if anyone wants to open a present that night.

  6. #6
    Zeb
    Zeb is offline

    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Posts
    3,851
    BG Level
    7
    FFXIV Character
    Zeb Adiah
    FFXIV Server
    Hyperion

    Garbage bags?

  7. #7
    Human Being
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    3,169
    BG Level
    7

    Oversized, fake leaves can be purchased from crafting supply stores, dunno how much you're looking to spend.

  8. #8
    Sea Torques
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    604
    BG Level
    5
    FFXI Server
    Gilgamesh

    Scalemail built from discarded blank CDs?

  9. #9
    MrW
    MrW is offline
    Old Merits
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    1,104
    BG Level
    6
    FFXI Server
    Carbuncle

    You should just put a Hulk hand on your dick.

  10. #10
    Cerberus
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Posts
    436
    BG Level
    4
    FFXI Server
    Sylph

    Quote Originally Posted by Zeb View Post
    Garbage bags?
    HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY~




    cardboard boxes

    http://koti.phnet.fi/otaku/cosplay/gundam2.jpg
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3271/...73e6c0762d.jpg

  11. #11
    The Optimistic Asshole
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    29,611
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Tyche Six
    FFXIV Server
    Tonberry

    go naked.

  12. #12
    I pullout to go pee.
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    3,739
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Carbuncle
    WoW Realm
    Winterhoof

    full body paint

  13. #13
    Resident Moogle
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    13,176
    BG Level
    9
    FFXI Server
    Asura

    inb4 fursuit

  14. #14
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    58,659
    BG Level
    10

    Quote Originally Posted by Shade View Post
    Scalemail built from discarded blank CDs?
    This would be incredible.

  15. #15
    Resident Moogle
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    13,176
    BG Level
    9
    FFXI Server
    Asura

    Would be even more-so if it was from AOL trial discs.

  16. #16
    If I screw up again Im gone forever.
    Secret Admin

    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    8,540
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    Apron.

  17. #17
    Hydra
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    109
    BG Level
    3
    FFXI Server
    Cerberus

    My friend and I made vests/shorts out of paper table tablecloths. It might be tricky without patterns, but I'm sure you could trace your own cloths and it would be fine.

  18. #18
    Sandpaper Demon
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    3,720
    BG Level
    7
    FFXIV Character
    Snowman Emperor
    FFXIV Server
    Exodus
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaisha View Post
    inb4 fursuit
    don't really grow hair on my back, so that won't work.

    the scalemail from CDs thing would actually work, i'll just do a sweet kilt, and suggestions on how to make it all work? i'm not particularly creative when it comes to this sort of thing

  19. #19
    An Efficient Consumption Bundle
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    3,178
    BG Level
    7
    FFXIV Character
    Elyise Thierremont
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut
    WoW Realm
    Muradin

    Might be able to put it together using some wire to loop through the holes in the cds, then mount the wired loops of cds to an undergarment of some kind.

  20. #20
    i'm awesome.
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    9,218
    BG Level
    8

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaisha View Post
    Would be even more-so if it was from AOL trial discs.
    I think we have a winner.

Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Shining Cloth LOL
    By Fatman in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 2004-10-08, 19:57