Why do jeans and dress pants...

[BadKarma]

Make your crotch look like you have a raging boner whenever you sit down?


It annoys me.

[Kaliden]

Yeah, I hate that. That's why I'm going to walk around erect 24/7.

[Kaisha]

A tiny raging boner.

[Ryko]

If you were a tiny boner, you'd probably be full of rage tbh

[Shiroikage]

Just wear sweatpants if you can't take people thinking like you mean business.

[Shiroikage]

Nobody will think you mean business in sweatpants.

[Tempyst]

Just wear sweatpants if you can't take people thinking like you mean business.

when I wear sweatpants I pop a viagra and rub my dick furiously before I go out in public so I can maintain the mystique of a denim boner

[Shiroikage]

when I wear sweatpants I pop a viagra and rub my dick furiously before I go out in public so I can maintain the mystique of a denim boner

You are an inspiration to us all.

[Howard Roark]

track pants are reckless lol, I saw a dude walking to the subway the other morning and I was like d'OHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh and cringed

I never wanna see that

[#686578]

I have not worn jeans since the 6th grade

[BadKarma]

I have not worn jeans since the 6th grade

Slade jeans are awesome broski.
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/i...sladejeans.jpg

[Shiroikage]

What the fuck is slade?

[Shiroikage]

Is this something you buy at Hot Topic?

[BadKarma]

Is this something you buy at Hot Topic?

Nah, I stole em off a skateboarder after I pushed him down the stairs.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I wish I had a boner every time I sit down