Dear Evil Powers of Spam:
My eyesite sucks. I entered a contest for free LASIK from a good place in Houston. My video was selected as a finalist. Rather than deal with the trollhards in general, I would rather be trolled in spam, and kindly ask if you would vote for my video. Yes, my acting is horrid, and i didn't do cool video tricks. Help me SPAM! I will send everyone who votes for me 10 free internets and a cookie.
LASIK Houston, LASIK Austin | Mann Eye Institute and Laser Center
My video is "My name is Charles." for the Houston side.
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