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    Free Lasik

    Dear Evil Powers of Spam:

    My eyesite sucks. I entered a contest for free LASIK from a good place in Houston. My video was selected as a finalist. Rather than deal with the trollhards in general, I would rather be trolled in spam, and kindly ask if you would vote for my video. Yes, my acting is horrid, and i didn't do cool video tricks. Help me SPAM! I will send everyone who votes for me 10 free internets and a cookie.

    LASIK Houston, LASIK Austin | Mann Eye Institute and Laser Center

    My video is "My name is Charles." for the Houston side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Effluo View Post
    Dear Evil Powers of Spam:

    My eyesite sucks. I entered a contest for free LASIK from a good place in Houston. My video was selected as a finalist. Rather than deal with the trollhards in general, I would rather be trolled in spam, and kindly ask if you would vote for my video. Yes, my acting is horrid, and i didn't do cool video tricks. Help me SPAM! I will send everyone who votes for me 10 free internets and a cookie.

    LASIK Houston, LASIK Austin | Mann Eye Institute and Laser Center

    My video is "My name is Charles." for the Houston side.
    LOL!

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    Houston? not voting sry

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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    Your video sucks dick, but I voted for you anyway. Enjoy your inferior eyes whilst you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Houston? not voting sry
    Would an additional cookie change your mind?

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Its for the better really, Id hate for you to have to see the shit that surrounds you.

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    Nah, fuck you.

    I didn't mean you miz, but fuck you too man... stop that.

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    I voted for you because I feel sorry for you.

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    I didn't actually vote.

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    Get contacts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saxon View Post
    Get contacts.
    Gas permeable hard lenses, no thanks. My eye sight sucks bad enough that contact aren't really an option.

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    just go blind and make a living as a musical genius

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    Quote Originally Posted by kooja View Post
    just go blind and make a living as a musical genius
    just go to general and make more shit posts

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    just go to general and make more shit posts
    Pro advice.

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    reminds me of a grade 8 speech

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    What is wrong with your eyes?

    I voted for you anyways.

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    Oh man, I voted for ya... good luck

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    Would you suck my dick for a vote?
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    Would you let me cum in your eye?

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    My Dorito-Wyvern and I were wondering if there is any room for a party dragoon.
    Ive got kool-aid and whiskey!

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    Bam. Just gave you a vote.

    Have fun.

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