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  1. 2009-11-12 20:39 #1
    thebearofscience
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    i suck at riding bikes

    i fell off my bicycle, totally ate shit. scraped my arms and hands real bad; split my chin in two. check it out.
    can put your wheaties or something in that shit. second time i fell off my bike haha. that shit is cursed.

    my upper body is so fucked up now. all these scraps and shit from falling, stitches on my chin, those bite marks from that black dude.

    so, which motorcycle should i get? i'm leaning towards a suzuki sv650. in black of course.
  2. 2009-11-12 20:40 #2
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  3. 2009-11-12 20:41 #3
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  4. 2009-11-12 20:42 #4
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  5. 2009-11-12 21:27 #5
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    damn my girl Sierra went to jump on a friends back when she was hammered and basically leapfrogged it and ate shit on her chin

    needed like 8 stitches and her jaw was mega swollen for like 2 days
  6. 2009-11-12 21:39 #6
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    whoa black man bit you wtf
  7. 2009-11-12 21:40 #7
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    that's a mighty chin check you took there, son
  8. 2009-11-13 01:02 #8
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    yeah dude. i needed six stitches. the guy that did it looked exactly like the asian dude form star trek. http://image3.examiner.com/images/bl...k-john_cho.jpg
    and yeah. a black dude fucking bit me on my back after i was kicking his ass. ha. that thread is somewhere around here.
    actually i don't know because of the great rocl merge
  9. 2009-11-13 01:23 #9
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  10. 2009-11-13 01:31 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebearofscience View Post
    yeah dude. i needed six stitches. the guy that did it looked exactly like the asian dude form star trek. http://image3.examiner.com/images/bl...k-john_cho.jpg
    and yeah. a black dude fucking bit me on my back after i was kicking his ass. ha. that thread is somewhere around here.
    actually i don't know because of the great rocl merge
    you sure it wasn't this guy?


    http://www.geekinheels.com/storage/k...knocked_up.jpg
  11. 2009-11-13 03:04 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebearofscience View Post
    yeah dude. i needed six stitches. the guy that did it looked exactly like the asian dude form star trek.
    if that's where you recognize john cho from, then we can't be friends
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    Well you're asian.
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