Arrested for harassment?

[Pringles]

Nigga, SHUT THE FUCK UP. First of all, you're a dumbass for texting this bitch. If you broke up with her and keep texting her, you obviously still want in that stank puss. You got arrested for being a clingy bitch. Yeah, I said it. And you come here asking for advice because you knowingly blew her phone up, and her mom, and got arrested? Here's some advice. Kill yourself. You won't have to pay court fees, no worries about civil suits, and judging from what I've skimmed through, nobody is gonna miss your punk ass. Don't do it a bitchy emo faggot way like cutting or something. Do it right, like that nigga on I-95. Traffic, meet face. Don't wear a heavy coat, as a coat may help soften the blow you'll get from getting smashed by a Prius doing 73. Wife beater, boxers, and flip flops. The true stalking trailer trash redneck way.

Holy shit.

Will you have father my children with my future wife sir?

[Abandon]

Will you have father my children with my future wife sir?

Only if she's white with a fat ass.

[Pringles]

Only if she's white with a fat ass.

Will half white/half latina with a fat ass work?

[Abandon]

Yes.

[Pringles]

We have a deal then. I shall PM you the date, location, and hotel room number for the day of the insemination.

[Mizango]

Hey, CC it to me too. I gotta give my nigga some backup, just call me Mariano Rivera.

[Pringles]

Hey, CC it to me too. I gotta give my nigga some backup, just call me Mariano Rivera.

If I let my white gf and or wife hit it with two black guys like you two, why would she ever wanna come back to me

[Mizango]

If I let my white gf and or wife hit it with two black guys like you two, why would she ever wanna come back to me

To be honest, she'd probably leave if just one of us did the deed, assuming she ever learned to walk again. Two of us is just plain overkill and was merely proposed to feed our egos.

[Cyn]

Yeah, Miz would steal her in a heartbeat if she's at all interested in Bojangles or black holes (the kind in space).

[Pringles]

To be honest, she'd probably leave if just one of us did the deed, assuming she ever learned to walk again. Two of us is just plain overkill and was merely proposed to feed our egos.

Interesting... so in ~ 6 months BG shall expect to see a "Mizango/Abandon stole my girlfriend from me" thread if she decides she didn't wanna walk(wheelchair) out of the room?

[Melena]

And then Miz would die a week later when she proclaims that Delholmme is dreamy and that Fox gets her moist.

[Mizango]

Yeah, Miz would steal her in a heartbeat if she's at all interested in Bojangles or black holes (the kind in space).

Real talk.

Interesting... so in ~ 6 months BG shall expect to see a "Mizango/Abandon stole my girlfriend from me" thread if she decides she didn't wanna walk(wheelchair) out of the room?

AbanMIZdon = HAcoreRD.

And then Miz would die a week later when she proclaims that Delholmme is dreamy and that Fox gets her moist.

I'd get my Chris Brown on.

[Brill Weave]

Ok the Chris Brown line got me laughing after I just had to write up a guy lol.

[Melena]

So glad my boss is in a meeting, he'd be looking at me weird with all the laughing i've been doing this morning. Damn you Miz lol.

[Charismatic]

OP isn't creepy, he's romantic. This is just like Romeo and Juliet.

Winner.

[Mizango]

Ok the Chris Brown line got me laughing after I just had to write up a guy lol.

So glad my boss is in a meeting, he'd be looking at me weird with all the laughing i've been doing this morning. Damn you Miz lol.

lol

[Cyn]

OP needs to learn from Miz, you're supposed to fuck white bitches, not get fucked by them.

[Mizango]

There's a reason Cyn rhymes with win.

(for the sake of praise at least)

[Charismatic]

Mizango plays Pokemon.
I'm with the OP on this one just for that shit.


I just can't side with a man that plays pokemon.

[Cyn]

And you don't lol?

And Miz is a white person undercover.