Arrested for harassment?

[Charismatic]

Hell nah I don't play that shit.
Even implying that I would is highly offensive.

[Mizango]

Mizango plays Pokemon.
I'm with the OP on this one just for that shit.

What has Caterpie ever done to you? Straight up man, you're on some game saltin' type shit lately.

I guess I need to harden to better fend off these personal attacks.

[Charismatic]

I guess I need to harden...

Nothing but men around here bro, just sayin

You won't see me getting hard in here.

[Mizango]

Nothing but men around here bro, just sayin

You won't see me getting hard in here.

I know how you do behind closed doors, its cool. Up for some pitch and catch later? Per alpha protocol I will have to continue our tradition of me pitching only.

[Mizango]

Take notes OP, I'm going to show you how to talk a bitch down and keep her in her place, Mulder style.

[Charismatic]

Nah son, open door policy in this piece.
Open doors, closed holes... I don't party like that.

Mulder style.

Ah hell nah, only room for one fox in here and I'm the only nigga sly enough.

[Seraph]

Take notes OP, I'm going to show you how to talk a bitch down and keep her in her place, Mulder style.

Fox Mulder also went to trial in the end...

[Mizango]

Nah, Scully knows the deal.

[Charismatic]

Nah, Scully knows the deal.

I see what you're trying to imply but can't have that on my watch.
When we were standing outside of Einherjar that day I thought we settled this.

The analogy even fits, I knew more niggas watching that show for Scully than Mulder, look at everyone coming to see you showin naked ass in the thread.

[Mizango]

looooool

The Einherjar debate results were skewed, you had personal friends there.

[Charismatic]

Look man, just accept it. I'm complementing you by calling you the Scully to my Mulder... don't think too much into it.


...though you do have a sweet ass.

[Mizango]

Sounds like you're hardening to me. Totally understandable, I have that effect...mass effect.

[Charismatic]

Nah man, I'm fire type. Burning Finger and such.


EDIT: Also, I did finally play some Mass Effect, I can't even dog you for that one anymore. I like it.

[Mizango]

See OP, you never give ground. You have to always stand up to a bitch, show them who's boss. They try to show out in public from time to time, thats when you punch them when you get back to the confines of the car.

As for my bitch, ill handle him when we get back to IRC.

[Charismatic]

As for my bitch, ill handle him when we get back to IRC.

Calling it.
Looks like a cop out to me, just sayin.

[Mizango]

EDIT: Also, I did finally play some Mass Effect, I can't even dog you for that one anymore. I like it.

Aight cool, you my nigga again.

Note to OP: This is the reconciliation phase of a relationship gone awry. This is literally poetry in motion.

[Brill Weave]

I believe the Spam Forum Homies have claimed this thread. Carry on.



























Fucking Caterpie lol.

[Cream Soda]

OP shoulda been a man, not a little bitch.
Take Piccolo's advice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLcpLzdKhyo

[Mizango]

lol Weave. I love Caterpie almost as much as Mass Effect, fuck da hataz.


Edit: Wow, if you BG search Caterpie I show up quite a bit looool.

[Trelution]

Don't let some white trash cunt ruin your life before it's even started. That's what marriage is for.

Quoting cause it made me lol, and for future generations.


And I didn't realize you did all this while having a current girlfriend. And pining for your ex while she is asleep. Wow man, now you aren't just creepy, you are a fucking slimeball. So what did she think about you going to the can for stalkarazzi-ing your ex? But I'm guessing sadly, (for her sake) that she stuck with you through this and didn't wise up and run away while the getting was good or there would be another how could this happen to me post.

If she or any of this is even real that is. Beginning to wonder at this point.


And will the Miz & Abandon tag team be Pay-per-view only or do the good folks of BG get comp tickets?