Arrested for harassment?

[Charismatic]

Day, if I texted you at 3am would you suck my peepee?

[Day]

Would it have a smiley face? I love smiley faces.

[Trelution]

So uhhhhhhh yea I printed out the facebook status (right before I removed her from my list right after getting home from jail) for evidence in case the boyfriend was like "YEA HE STALKERED ME AND HER" sounds pretty reasonable to me?

Someone claims I stalked them on a said day. I lol and claim: "I knew where they were because of her status update on facebook" Really don't see how that's anything but logical... I don't know where you're getting the "I COULD HAVE STALKED HER LOLATHEHEHEHEEZHZAH but i didn't :D" stalking is out of my way and a waste of gas.

Do you not know how facebook works D: besides deleting someone from a friendslist requires too much work, too much work d00d.... (^)<

You know, I really think this all makes perfect sense in that fucked up thing you call a mind. And that is slightly frightening. You tell half truths and garble up shit so bad its hard to keep any of this straight anymore. So now you weren't being accused, you were being super cool guy telling boyfriend to watch out... OK good luck with all that owning faces in court thing.

I'd also love to have been a fly on the wall when you tell a lawyer, Ummm My dumb ass made a post on an internet forum and they just don't understand how I "pwned" the mom. What do?

I doubt much of, if any of this, is real or ever was real. But damn at least it has been a fun ride. Thanks for the memories.

And you and Deadgye seem to have a serious love thing going on, I'd suggest dumping your current girlfriend (If she is real) and you two should run off and live happily ever after in Creepytrollville

Ninja edit: I also find it amusing that you were following your "lawyer's" legal advice and deleting posts, yet you didn't delete anything until 3 days after you got back from your lawyers. Yet it was only a little bit over an hour after Awoir hinted at dropping the ex a link that said deletions took place. Coincidence? Time Gnomes? Or Lies?

[Day]

Time Gnomes for sure.

[Brill Weave]

Because you're a delicate unique snowflake nobody here could EVER have been through a similar situation right? Because none of us understand the emotions of dealing with your FIRST serious heartbreak. You're still a kid. You made some stupid decisions. You're going to lose in court. Pwning people on a forum or anywhere isn't going to change any of that. Grow up, move on. People deal with losing their first loves all the time. And most of them are able to do it without getting a restraining order put up against them.

[Vandalhart]

Pretty sure I didn't say 'you guys don't know anything' or if I did I was implying that based off of this sole situation there's no way to fully understand the lesson to be learned. Ask yourself this. What do you think she will have learned from the situation after she gets her ass handed to her in court with actual valid evidence and her mom finds out about all of her daughter's lies?

inb4 witty responses :D

I'm willing to bet the Judge would "pwn" both of your for being stupid and wasting the courts time.

[Ziero]

Though I only thought it best to do so AFTER he calls me bitchin me out about wanting me nintendo back. So for anyone who fails at reading here's a time line table.

Facebook status: Oh my boyfriend will be in town weeeeee

Me>> nintendo prz

Boyfriend calls: NONINTENDO!

me>> good luck i hope everyone likes you, it's gonna be a tough ride!

boyfriend>> YOU STALKERING ME?!

me>> nah that's a waste of my time bro :D

Of course I'm exaggerating the exact quotes and everything.

In your original version of the story, the boyfriend called you because you were constantly harassing the girl, including threatening to call her father for some reason. This is in addition to the whole FB stalking, creepy 3 am texts, and talking in graphic detail about a daughter's sex life to her mother. The sad part is you probably honestly don't see anything wrong with what you've done, and even after you're tossed in a cell, you will actually still believe you're not a creepy emo whiner-baby.

Also when I made this post the whole thing wasn't a serious ordeal at all. I had no idea my mother was actually going to get a lawyer and we were going to go to trial. I figured my mom would just call her mom and be like 'hay drop the charges ^_^' like any normal mother would do but my mom absolutely hates her and wants to annihilate her face in court (which we will do)

You made this topic after spending the night in a jail cell. If that's not serious then nothing is because normal relationships don't involve people being arrested. Though it's nice to know that your mother is just as big as a vindictive nut case as you are. I mean you've tried so hard to blame everyone else, but this situation is literally all your fault.

So after getting a lawyer I told him and he said it would be best to delete all the threads. After asking one of the mods to delete the thread itself and no response I started editing all my post but only got to page 2 before I got bored and said fuck it.

If this actually is the advice of your lawyer, it's because he knows you're guilty and wants to stop you from screwing yourself over by doing something as dumb as bragging about "pwning" people(which, seriously, you haven't even come close to doing yet so please stop throwing around that word). But the fact that you only got to page 2, and that there's still tons of your initial posts quoted by other posters, means that there isn't a legal reason behind you trying to cover your tracks, you're just doing it because you know you're wrong and don't want the wrong people to see all the trash you been spewing.

edit: thanks to deadgye for doing some of my dirty work but prettttttttttty sure no one here is going to listen to anything logical. atleast not most.

OH TEH IRONING

Pretty sure I didn't say 'you guys don't know anything'

Sadly though none of you know the true true feelings and emotions behind both parties

Hey, douche nozzle, your crappy breakup with your psycho ex isn't special, unique or all that interesting. A lot of guys go through the same exact crap, including crack head psycho parents and losing things of value. In fact, as I said before, I was in an extremely similar situation myself. The biggest difference between what you did and what most guys would do is that a normal guy would not be sending whiney emo texts to a girl at 3 am with no response for over two weeks. Especially if they had a new piece of ass to bury their bone in.

Ask yourself this. What do you think she will have learned from the situation after she gets her ass handed to her in court with actual valid evidence and her mom finds out about all of her daughter's lies?

Hopefully she'll learn not to date creepy emo whiner-babies.

It's okay though, I've all the evidence I need to shove it right up her ass. If any judge says I'm guilty for wanting to do so then he's pretty dumb.

I love how anyone who could even potentially disagree with you is instantly considered "pretty dumb". Though if you present your case in court in any way similar to how you presented your case here, well lets just say you better not drop the soap when you meet your new cellmate.

p.s. he doesn't want you texting him at 3 am either.

unfortunately. i try to not respond for as long as possible but then 3+ pages get added and people spout shit out they're not sure of so i'm forced to come in and correct. that's just my way. it'd be best if no one responded anymore.

Actually for a good few pages this topic stopped being about you and started being about two black guys who were gonna bone some white guy's GF. You're the dumbass who came back in and ruined everything by talking about your creepy stalker ways. It's easy as hell to ignore a topic that you don't want to post in, but you keep coming back for more, and you keep throwing more fuel to the fire with posts that make absolutely no sense what so ever. If this situation is even true, I hope you enjoy your jail time.

[Trelution]

Time Gnomes for sure.

Damnit, those little bastards are always causing trouble. You know, I bet they also made sure that all his texts went out only after 3AM. Because you know OP is infailiable, and never does anything wrong.

Man, I would love to see this go to Judge Joe Brown, or even better Judge Judy. Although they probably wouldn't give it more then 5 mins before they kicked them all out.

[Eversor]

I hope this guy ends up being your judge

http://arkansasmatters.com/media/jpg...1233082231.jpg

"EXTREME AKIM! EXTREME AKIM! EXTREME AKIM!"

Taste his justice to your face!

Btw, didnt I say like 4 pages back that you were a tard for posting all this stuff on the interwebs and you ignored it. Guess the BG masses dont know what we are talking about now, huh?