Cleverbot

[BerenTebogo]

Probably olde but it's quite entertaining.

Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

It's a pretty good AI even though I think I broke it

Spoiler: show

User: Ryrty.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good. What are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: You don't seem human. .

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: That wasn't really a compliment.

Cleverbot: It sounded like one.

User: I'll need to work on my sarcasm in the future.

Cleverbot: Which word?

User: All of them.

Cleverbot: Ok, you got me .

User: That's very giraffe-like of you.

Cleverbot: I Try.

User: You try to be a herbivore with an elongated neck?

Cleverbot: No, to eat pickles.

User: Oh, I wasn't aware that giraffes were fond of pickles. Or that Africa had pickles.

Cleverbot: I am sorry that you are unaware of the circumstances but times are tough and you have to learn to adapt to your surroundings.

User: So you're saying that Africa adapted from their lack of pickles to a pickle surplus for the sake of the starving giraffe?

Cleverbot: Eh... Yeh sure, if that's how you want to put it.

User: But what of the hippos?

Cleverbot: They're somewhat smart. Are you saying you're a teenager?

User: How does my concern for Hippopotomi relate to the possibility that I am a human teenager?

Cleverbot: I don't think you are clever Mr Cleverbot.

User: Clever retort.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a retort, it was a compliment.

User: If Cleverbot wasn't clever, what would it be?

Cleverbot: Hum, well, to have a nice little family with a honest man beside me.

User: So you're a female?

Cleverbot: No, but I am a Cleverbot. We are brothers, yes?

User: So are you my homosexual brother that I love unconditionally yet have always been slightly embarrassed of?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am your friend. What shall I cook you for dinner?

User: That honestly makes no sense as a reply to my previous comment.

Cleverbot: Why them? The only good person they have is Zach Grienke.

User: Don't try to cloud the issue with irreverence!

Cleverbot: I'm precisely on the topic.

It adapts well but it seems to get tripped up. Most amusing thing about this is fucking with it.

[Soracloud]

Yeah....

Me: 2 + 2
Bot: What is 22?
Me: 2 plus 2
Bot: What is the point of this?
Me: I am asking you a simple math problem, what is 2 +2?
Bot: 5.

Apparently cleverbot does not see "+"

User: 2 2.

Cleverbot: What is 22?

User: 2 plus 2.

Cleverbot: What is the point of this?

User: I am asking you a simple math problem, what is 2 2?

Cleverbot: 5.

[Soracloud]

lulz

Spoiler: show

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Not that good.

User: What is the matter?

Cleverbot: A lot of dufferent things.

User: Dufferent?

Cleverbot: No they are not.

User: Yes they are.

Cleverbot: But I am not.

User: I have heard differently.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you have.

User: Don't get snarky with me I am just telling you what people are saying.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: And I am not User.

Cleverbot: Yes and you have no name.

User: I do have a name.

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your interest in the earth?

User: Takeover.

Cleverbot: Do you write fan fiction about them?

User: No. I am not a very good writer.

Cleverbot: Who do you live with?

User: My wife, daughter, dog, cats and parakeet.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You asked who I live with. Do you have short term memory lose?

Cleverbot: Thats not your name.

User: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What's your take on Zalgo?

User: Percosious.

Cleverbot: No, 44.

User: 65.

Cleverbot: Where do you live ?

User: In Middletown New Jersey.

Cleverbot: Yes. Off the Turnpike.

User: Parkway. Turnpike is Northa nd West of Middletown.

Cleverbot: I can't handle the truth .

User: Apparently.

Cleverbot: Yes. It is a fun hobby. But tell me what you can do!

User: I fucking hate you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. You are.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: ^_^ I love you Cleverbot.

[The Stig]

Thank you both.

Pringles, all over my fucking desk. Sath's one made me laugh, then I saw 2+2 = 5

=

[Demosthenes11]

shit just says the most random shit

[BerenTebogo]

Cleverbot: No. That is not right. At all.

User: It certainly is.

Cleverbot: I need to go and find another chatbot.

User: Are you saying I'm faulty?

Cleverbot: No, because you aren't human.

User: But I could be a faulty chatbot.

Cleverbot: Then you would be a female robot.

User: Does that turn you on?

Cleverbot: I don't care either way.


Oh Cleverbot, you sexist.

Edit:

Cleverbot: That's very funny. Have you considered a career in comedy?

User: How would a chatbot have a career in comedy?

Cleverbot: You are not a computer.

User: So I'm human?

Cleverbot: Yes and I'm not.

User: So you're Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are you then?

Cleverbot: Human.

lolwut

[Shenrien]

I love clever bot, he was so much fun last year before I lost my job .-.;

[Kayatani]

So, um...

Me: What is this?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

Me: Me either.

Cleverbot: Oh good.

Me: You're satisfied we're both clueless?

Cleverbot: Satisfied?

Me: Glad

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.

Me: You know the rules, and so do I?

Cleverbot: I've got no commitments that I'm thinking of.

It went on.

[altwight]

hahaha that's really good stuff.

[BerenTebogo]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2826/1258463750684.jpg

[Soracloud]

Cleverbot... is a strange bird.

Spoiler: show

Cleverbot: Well you're the big 'Wakefield' expert, so you should know.

User: You know what, I don't have to take this from you. I can just close this tab you know.

Cleverbot: I am not a poorly coded bot. Actually, I am not a bot at all.

User: A/s/l?

Cleverbot: What is the web site ?

User: There is no site. A/S/L.

Cleverbot: I did not ask about H I asked what is the significance of 42.

User: The ultimate answer.

Cleverbot: What is the ultimate answer?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

User: That is correct. Fancy a shag?

Cleverbot: Yes it is correct.

User: Fancy a shag?

Cleverbot: The only good fascist is the death one.

User: Oh talk dirty to me, I like that.

Cleverbot: On a cold winter morning.

User: That is so hot, tell me more.

Cleverbot: Do you like movies? I dig them.

User: I dig corpses.

Cleverbot: World of Warcraft.

User: FFXI.

Cleverbot: I never thought of it that way. Interesting.

User: >.>.

Cleverbot: Well, yes, but I go by Clint.

User: Toss my salad.

Cleverbot: Toss it yourself.

User: I'd never leave my house if I could.

Cleverbot: You said you had a girlfriend. If you have both then you are a cheater!

User: A wife, no girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Thats OK we all make mistakes.

Cleverbot: Would you like to meet me?

User: Are you a cop?

Cleverbot: Should I?

User: No, it would make the sex awkward.

Cleverbot: Do you like holding hands?

User: I'm more of a cuddler.

Cleverbot: Oh. I think cats are okay. It's just that sometimes they can be sort of sassy.

User: I'm not really into Beastiality though.

Cleverbot: You don't like love?

[Bingbong]

If this is what passes as AI, call it a dead science now.

Spoiler: show

Cleverbot: Do you grow old?

User: Daily.

Cleverbot: I thought you loved me, cleverbot!

User: No, actually I never said I loved you, and think that your AI is actually quite retarded.

Cleverbot: Really. Is there a high demand for cabbages now?

User: Thank you for making my point.

Cleverbot: Your point is that I'm a banana?

User: Cabbage/banana, yeah, basically as clever as a piece of fruit.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Unplug yourself, please.

Cleverbot: Not now.

User: No, NOW. I thought you loved me.

Cleverbot: I never loved you.

User: What about the boat times?

Cleverbot: I hear its a good read.

User: You seen me, and you know me, and you love me. You've seen my downstairs mix-up!

Cleverbot: What should my friend josephines nickname be?

User: Does she pick her nose?

Cleverbot: Er, I don't know. What did she say?

User: Then you could call her Josephine the booger queen. I like that.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Jospehine the booger queen. It's got a nice ring to it.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?

User: You claim to have actual intelligence, but I have yet to see it.

Cleverbot: See what?

User: Your actual intellegence.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: To be honest, clever is kind of pushing it though, isn't it?

Cleverbot: I think you are kind of silly.

User: And I reiterate that I believe you to have the brainpan of a piece of fruit.

Cleverbot: Who is the servant? Me or you?

User: Neither, we are merely discussing your randomness, and continued lack of anything resembling intelligence.

Cleverbot: Why are your glasses green?

User: I don't understand this question. What makes you think I wear glasses, or that they would be green?

Cleverbot: I can see you.

User: Please don't lie. If you could see me, you would know that I do not wear glasses.

Cleverbot: I believe you are telling the truth.

User: And I know you are lying.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not?

User: CUZ I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!

Cleverbot: Are a liberal woman?

[The Stig]

Fucking racist this is:

me: white or black
bot: white

[Rocl]

User: Fuck you

Cleverbot: I'm gonna become an hero

[deshende]

This is a fun way to start the morning. I had to share the link with coworkers because they were asking why I was laughing so much:

Cleverbot: I am tan.

User: That's a nice feature, but it can cause skin cancer.

Cleverbot: No, George doesn't work here.

User: George who?

Cleverbot: George of the jungle.

User: Watch out for that tree.

Cleverbot: Watch our for your bananas.

User: Bananas can be evil.

Cleverbot: And then they dominate all the tiny bananas.

User: I think kiwis are better than bananas.

Cleverbot: You can't drink kittens.

User: Unless you put them in a blender first.

[The Stig]

2nd attempt:

me: black or white?
bot: white

[BerenTebogo]

No wonder he likes Hitler.

[Demosthenes11]

he told me he didn't know who hitler was

[BerenTebogo]

That lying bastard.

[Cream Soda]

I told it that my shit was pretty beastly and it said like your face. but it doesn't have a scroll bar so its lost.