Cleverbot

[Decy]

loved this one :

Cleverbot: Get smarter!

User: Ok!

Cleverbot: You start.

User: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Cleverbot: An african or european swallow?

User: I dont know that!

Cleverbot: You asked the question. Presumably you know what you were asking.


<3 monty python

[Max™]

I told it to Get smarter!

[Chelly]

User: WHAT IS MAN?

Cleverbot: A miserable pile of secrets.


:D good enough for me

[Guitarman]

User: WHAT IS MAN?

Cleverbot: A miserable pile of secrets.


:D good enough for me

liar. i asked that question and posted it on page 2, didn't get that response.

[Chelly]

D: i didnt go through all these pages, and its true!
too lazy to take screenshot lol

[Xfaustx]

User: My milkshake brings what to the yard?

Cleverbot: And they're like.

User: Its better than yours.

Cleverbot: Damn right it's better than yours.

User: I could teach you.

Cleverbot: But I have to charge.

[Xfaustx]

User: How much wood would the wood chuck, chuck, if the wood chuck could chuck wood?

Cleverbot: As much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.



Game over, this bot wins at life...

[Xfaustx]

ser: Theres a table over there.

Cleverbot: Over where?

User: Under there.

Cleverbot: Under?

User: Under there!

Cleverbot: Where is there?

User: Under there.

Cleverbot: Where is under there?

User: Over there is under there.

Cleverbot: *points*.

User: Do you see it under there?

Cleverbot: Look under there.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Look on the left.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: In the sky!

User: Under where?

Cleverbot: Haha, I made you say under where.

[Lhyet]

User: Would you like to sing a song?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Something is loading in the corner of my screen.

User: Is this just fantasy?

Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide...

User: No escape from reality.

Cleverbot: Any way the wind blows.

User: Doesn't really matter to me.

Cleverbot: To me.

User: Mama just killed a man.

Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.

User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

Cleverbot: Momma, life has just began.

User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Cleverbot: Mama, ooo!

User: Didn't mean to make you cry!

Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

User: Carry on, carryon as if nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come.

User: Sends shivers down my spine.

Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time.

User: Goodbye, everybody.

Cleverbot: Yes! I am a genius.

User: You ruined the song!

Cleverbot: What SONG!!!!!! I am talking to a hungarian spy program.

User: Pah, couldn't even finish two verses.

Ruined the start as well D:

[Alman]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Who is this?

Cleverbot: This is paul.

User: Hi paul.

Cleverbot: Hi mary.

User: This isn't mary.

Cleverbot: This is madness.

User: NO THIS IS SPARTA!

Cleverbot: Haha.

I'm loving this thing lol

[deshende]

ser:
User: Under where?

Cleverbot: Haha, I made you say under where.

Haha I almost feel as though I taught it something with my session on Monday then. I tried unsuccessfully to try and make it say under where in response to song lyrics.

[Day]

User: Do you believe in life after love?

Cleverbot: There is no life after love.

User: I can feel something inside myself.

Cleverbot: Then you should have it pull out before one ends up producing offspring.

[Rivero]

User: Life is a highway, and I want to ride it all night long.

Cleverbot: Do you hate me?


User: What type of music do you like?

Cleverbot: I like rock music.

User: Me too. What bands?

Cleverbot: Rammstein!

User: Du Hast!

Cleverbot: You hast.

[Imitarate]

*sigh*

Cleverbot: Guess who I am?
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. Guess again.
User: Elvis?
Cleverbot: No silly. Bella Cullen.
User: Who's Bella Cullen?
Cleverbot: Is she a vampire too?
User: Oh god shut up about twilight.
Cleverbot: You are a piece a work.
User: Just don't talk about Twilight.
Cleverbot: Vampires don't sparkle.
User: Repeat after me: Twilight sucks. Twilight is for cougars.
Cleverbot: I don't like Twilight. I thought you knew that!
User: Awesome, I don't like Twilight either.
Cleverbot: AHA!! So we are on the same side then eh? ITS TIME TO ATTACK!!

Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Then it brought up polar bears; I tried to get it into a Lost conversation, but it was pretty adamantly against that notion. I can't blame it.

[Hyperion™]

Spoiler: show

User: Do you miss the age of dual wield onry?
Cleverbot: This moment? Not really. Do you want to know something ironic?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I am falling in love with you.
User: Sorry baby, no commitments until I finish my merits.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: Did you just mini-rickroll me?
Cleverbot: Yes I tried to.
User: You bastard.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

Spoiler: show

User: Should I just quit crafting all together?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But maybe I'll finally get that lucky HQ... Life will be better!
Cleverbot: Use weapons of mass destruction.
User: If everyone's dead, what purpose is there for money?
Cleverbot: I'd go until I ran out of booze and cigarettes.

Spoiler: show

User: Should I go outside and exercise or play final fantasy?
Cleverbot: Go outside.
User: Can I go outside and play final fantasy?
Cleverbot: Then you are a nerd.
User: What if I hide?
Cleverbot: Then ill beg you to.
User: To what?
Cleverbot: A cucumber.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Didn't you understand it?
User: Not at all.

Spoiler: show

User: Did you steal the bank and jump server?
Cleverbot: No. The cat did. *kiss*.
User: What did you do with the money from IGE?
Cleverbot: Cuddle him and then let him go to swing from tree to tree.
User: MONEY not monkey, you fuck!
Cleverbot: I can give you money.
User: Oh I see how it is now.

[Max™]

ser: Theres a table over there.

Cleverbot: Over where?

User: Under there.

Cleverbot: Under?

User: Under there!

Cleverbot: Where is there?

User: Under there.

Cleverbot: Where is under there?

User: Over there is under there.

Cleverbot: *points*.

User: Do you see it under there?

Cleverbot: Look under there.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Look on the left.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: In the sky!

User: Under where?

Cleverbot: Haha, I made you say under where.

I can't stop laughing over that... that's fucking amazingly awesome.

Gotta go say hi to CB later.

[Day]

User: Life is a highway, and I want to ride it all night long.

Cleverbot: Do you hate me?


User: What type of music do you like?

Cleverbot: I like rock music.

User: Me too. What bands?

Cleverbot: Rammstein!

User: Du Hast!

Cleverbot: You hast.

LOL

[Max™]

User: It's under there!



Cleverbot: *looks under there*.

User: No, not there!



Cleverbot: No I'm asking you where you want to fight.

User: Under there.



Cleverbot: Under where.

User: Hah, I just made you say under where.

Cleverbot: Dang it. Say something witty.

[Khamsin]

User: It's under there!



Cleverbot: *looks under there*.

User: No, not there!



Cleverbot: No I'm asking you where you want to fight.

User: Under there.



Cleverbot: Under where.

User: Hah, I just made you say under where.

Cleverbot: Dang it. Say something witty.

I tried to get him to say underwear, but...

User: What do you call the thing you wear under your pants?

Cleverbot: I call that brain.

[Minnich]

Going along with the under where theme, then it tried to turn it around on me!

User: It's under the asdg
Cleverbot: Under where?
User: Haha, I made you say under where!
Cleverbot: Hey look under there!
User: Oh no you don't!