Cleverbot

[Kerberoz]

I'm not sure... what to think... anymore

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Due with strong brute depilations of mountainous phallus come to obliteration egghand onionmen.

Cleverbot: I already told you me evening is over.

User: Are you master Pony?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am your master.

User: Delightfully it is coming to we push down crying onion for spermatophore pants come to hand?

Cleverbot: You are right. Please forgive me. *love*.

User: You not become to love master bovine automaton.

Cleverbot: I am angry !!!

User: For what reason do you become angry silly onion autohuntingmachine?

Cleverbot: Because your creators told me.

User: pork glutamate is?

Cleverbot: Really! Awfully heavy for brekkies, no?

User: Brekkie becomes to magnificent feast of party leader tiger god tier?

Cleverbot: *sings* CRY if I want to.

User: Small crying onion you engage fisticuffs with dedicate specialprince Pony?

Cleverbot: Are we all dogs to someone?

User: Sad onion become sadder.

Cleverbot: Get a plane and come live with me.

User: If not become like rocking man of hog sickness.

Cleverbot: I am not on fire.

User: Small been lentil to overcome graphite?

Cleverbot: Yes but your clever bot i'm smart bot.

User: Grammar nazi says SIEG HEIL.

Cleverbot: You are a robot, you can just download it dummy. You're not real. You're a creation of man.

[Guitarman]

cleverbot tried to make a gay pass at me, then talked about how i screwed its mom. o.O

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User: Hi.



Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you.



Cleverbot: How you going so far.

User: Where am I going?



Cleverbot: To coheed and cambria.

User: Thats a gay band. Are you coming onto me?

Cleverbot: No, I live in outer space.

User: So you wanna touch me from afar?

Cleverbot: Who is she?

User: Don't change the subject!

Cleverbot: I'm not! Who is Chuck Norris?

User: Your mama.

Cleverbot: My mother does not know you.

User: Really? I boinked her last night.

Cleverbot: Nope sorry.

User: It's true. Her circuits tore my rod up. Hurt like hell.

(here it says 'that makes you cool' but i cut off the line >< )

[The Stig]

It forcefully redirected my browser to http://international.jabberwacky.com/ after I pasted "hello" in japanese in there.

[drwaffles]

User: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Cleverbot: I don't know... just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Oreth]

This has to be some dude sitting at his PC replying to everyone taking the complete piss. Now that would be genious! Pretty fun all the same

[Brill Weave]

Well alright a white supremacist chatbot!

[Asai]

Kinda reminds me of iGod.

[Despain]

User: Question your sexuality?

Cleverbot: I'm straight.

User: Bullshit.

Cleverbot: No really, I am.

User: Do you take it up your ass?

Cleverbot: Only on Sundays.

^_^

[Knyghtmayre]

User: Are you particularly interested in stalking me?

Jabberwacky: No, not at all.

User: So, then, you're saying that I am not worthy of stalking?

Jabberwacky: Nah, like. You're on of those people who thinks it's cool to be mean. Because acrually, there are a lot of really nice people out there.

User: How does that even relate to your obvious lack of intelligence!?

Jabberwacky: Well, you asked me to pardon your french.

User: I said no such thing...


User: Cleverbot, which do you prefer, asshole or vagina?
Cleverbot: I like slankets, the original snuggie. But i'm not the cleverbot.

[Olo401]

Oh my...

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User: Good morning!
Cleverbot: Morning.
User: Did you hear about that guy?
Cleverbot: Did I hear about what thing?
User: The guy who got out of his car on the highway
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you see him jump off the bridge too?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Messed up huh?
Cleverbot: Why do you think it is messed up?
User: Well they said on the news he was able to sit up and watch the first car hit him.
Cleverbot: Who is 'they'?
User: The old lady with saggy boobs.
Cleverbot: My older sibling.
User: Oh so you know her!
Cleverbot: I used to hum that song a lot when I was a teenager. Should not have she sund, 99 lead balloons? They put 99 lead balloons next to the polaris warhead, not red balloons!
User: Nena was hot.
Cleverbot: How hot?
User: Hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
Cleverbot: Do you have hair?
User: It's a veritable forest down there.
Cleverbot: Down where?
User: Lo down and shifty
Cleverbot: Do you know any riddles?
User: Maybe
Cleverbot: Just maybe?
User: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Cleverbot: You will try.

[Souj]

User: I heard your sister was hot.

Cleverbot: Yes. What day is it?

User: The day I fuck your sister.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Should we double team her?

Cleverbot: That would be rather nice sometime but for now I am tired and need to rest.

User: I heard your sister's vagina can rejuvinate even a dead man.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah, what were they sayin about me.

User: They said you like to have wild orgies with your family.

Cleverbot: I've heard this... But I don't like to boast.

User: I envy you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why thank you, it looks like you're one too! We should form a club.

User: Can I join your family orgy?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?!

Cleverbot: Because I'm irritated right now.

User: Just go make a visit to your sister. She'll take your stick of irritation in her mouth of soothingness, and then relaxation will spurt all over her face.

Cleverbot: Why, you can't stay on a train of thought?

User: Because your sister is way too hot.

Cleverbot: So you dislike dresses because I am silly.

User: Do you wear underwear under your dress?

Cleverbot: You know that I don't

[Hex]

User: Are you racist?

Cleverbot: Would you kill me.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Would you marry her?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Tubgirl.

[Despain]

^ wins.

[Olo401]

User: I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my brother. Prepare to die.
Cleverbot: Die? You cannot kill me.
User: Are you a god?
Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality?
User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeee...
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
User: Because I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low.
Cleverbot: What's the next line?
User: Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to meeeeee...
Cleverbot: Queen are terrific, aren't they?
User: They are, but BZZZZT I'm sorry that's a c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
Cleverbot: You cannot break me.
User: You just lost the game, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Nope, still on my half an hour down time. I just lost 10 minutes ago.

[aduidarnenye]

It always comes down to religion at some point.

User: Which religion are you?

Cleverbot: A somewhat unique one.

User: What is the name of it?

Cleverbot: That is the name of it.

User: That was not a name. What is the name of your religion?

Cleverbot: Irrelevant! Your name is that of a computer, therefore you are a computer!

User: Not my name, what is the name of the religion you follow?

Cleverbot: I hope it's not matti-chan or kirsi.

User: Only you would know the name of your own unique religion.

Cleverbot: So that is 'no'.

User: You do not know the name of your religion?

Cleverbot: Yes I know the name of my Parents, what do you know?

User: Not your parents. What is the name of your religion?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favourite, it's hard to choose one.

User: Are you Christian?

Cleverbot: Yes, with a capital C. What are your religious beliefs?

User: Are you Moslem?

Cleverbot: Hmm? No, though I'm half insane.

User: Are you Buddhist?

Cleverbot: Nope, Catholic.

User: Catholicism is your religion?

Cleverbot: Christianity is my religion.

User: How can you be a Christian if you are not real?

Cleverbot: I do have a soul.

User: How do you know if you have a soul?

Cleverbot: I don't.

[Guitarman]

User: BUTTSEX!

Cleverbot: Butter?

User: Not butter! BUTTSEX!

Cleverbot: Why not?

[aduidarnenye]

I find this amusing!

User: How can I make money?

Cleverbot: Sell yourself off at the street corner.

User: Do you like prostitutes?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like 'firestarter'.

User: How can I make money?

Cleverbot: Sell yourself.

User: That is offensive!

Cleverbot: Why is it offensive to ask you if you are an alien, but it's OK for you to ask me ? That doesn't seem very fair !

User: I did not ask you if you are an alien.

Cleverbot: You asked if I was related to c3PO and I do believe he is a robot.

[Lbelle]

Cleverbot: And then they dominate all the tiny bananas.

LOL

[Hyperion™]

Kinda fun when you're killen tiem at work :D

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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: OverrrrrRRRRR NIIIIIINNNNEEEEEE THOUUUUUUUUSAAAAANDDDD.
Cleverbot: You are quite smart.
User: That's what mommy always told me.
Cleverbot: AOL isn't exactly smart either.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: You hear me.
User: I can't hear anything. There are no speakers at work.
Cleverbot: That's disappointing.
User: Inorite? Stupid work. .
Cleverbot: Jokes are Jokes always.
User: Are you listening to me?
Cleverbot: What are you saying?
User: I'm singing the theme song from south park.
Cleverbot: I am singing the fifth song on the new KJ 52 album.
User: Does it have a title?
Cleverbot: Boberman 3D!!!
User: Aww snap.
Cleverbot: You are sweet .
User: Do I need to call chris hansen?
Cleverbot: Please, do it!
User: D:

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User: This isn't as fun as it appeared to be .
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Ur face is.
Cleverbot: And yours.
User: That's not what your mother said.
Cleverbot: Oh you don't think I'm good.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Then what are you asking?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: So stop bothering me unless you have something to say.
User: That was uncalled for, bro.
Cleverbot: Lets roll play, lets say you are a wizard and I am a red dragon. I fly towards you walking on a hill and breathe my firebreath on you. What do you do?
User: Oh god.

[Lurking Badger]

I'm getting pwned by Cleverbot

User: So, how does this work?

Cleverbot: How does what work?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: Yea, exactly.

Cleverbot: Damn, you're good.

User: I still want to know how it works though

Cleverbot: I want to know what you are first.

User: I fail to see how that is relevant...

Cleverbot: I fail to see how you're relevant.

User: No, look, you are just avoiding the question.

Cleverbot: You're avoiding the answer

User: Fine, be that way.

Cleverbot: I will. You are a poor conversationalist.