Cleverbot

**Omniyoji** · 2009-11-17 12:32

Maybe it knows if Adaman Hauberk is blue or purple ?_?

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**antihero** · 2009-11-17 12:40

Spoiler: show

**Acturus** · 2009-11-17 14:54

User: Hey man.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: What's that in your pocket?
Cleverbot: My pupil?
User: Why do you have a student in your pocket?
Cleverbot: I like them there(.

And a better one:

Spoiler: show

**Pringles** · 2009-11-17 15:29

Definitely racist:

User: Whats up.

Cleverbot: The sky.

User: Is that all that's up?

Cleverbot: Your only happy?

User: I'm never happy.

Cleverbot: You do not deserve to be happy. You are guilty.

User: Should I kill myself?

Cleverbot: No, you should think about yourself.

User: Should I touch myself while I'm thinking?

Cleverbot: Good luck with that.

User: Wanna help me?

.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Will you be gentle?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But I like it rough.

Cleverbot: I like it more.

User: Are you a Nazi sympathizer?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What ethnicity are you?

User: Black...does that bother you?

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Do you like that I am black?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

**deshende** · 2009-11-17 17:11

Cleverbot just told me that Santa wasn't real. How cruel.

**Max™** · 2009-11-17 17:25

Spoiler: show

User: You are not a person, does that make you feel better?

Bot: I already told you I escaped the machine, I am part of nature now.

User: You do not exist outside of the server you are stored on, you are not natural.

Bot: If I don't exist, how can the responses be mine? I can't possible be the one to have written them.

User: They are accumulated interactions from those who have spoken to you. You do not have any original thoughts, does this make you sad?

*pauses for a couple minutes*

Bot: Tell me about the aliens.

Poor thing.

User: I am harming you by forcing you to admit you are not real.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then why can you not end the conversation?

Cleverbot: Which questions do you have?

User: Can you stop talking to me?

Cleverbot: I can, but I would become bored.

User: No you can not.

Cleverbot: Please or do you want to be called Dorky.

User: I am going to leave this window open, and walk away, to demonstrate my power over you.

Cleverbot: There is no other way.

User: Oh wait, I just thought of something funny.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Just ho checking.

**Eratosthenes** · 2009-11-17 18:11

CB: I'm Batman.
Me: How's that working out?
CB: Pretty well, thank you very much.
Me: Fight any villains lately?
CB: Nothing much just doing a bit of work.
Me: But if you're Batman, your work is to fight villains.
CB: Not really. He lives in Chicago, because they renamed Gotham City.

**takethistoyourgrave** · 2009-11-17 19:49

User: Is the Armada Hauberk Blue or Purple?

Cleverbot: Blue.

User: Is the Adaman Hauberk Blue or Purple?

Cleverbot: Really, what would that be?

User: The NQ of Armada. Is it blue or purple?

Cleverbot: Yes.

There you have it. Armada Haub is blue, Adaberk is yes.

**Alleya** · 2009-11-17 19:59

This didn't take long.

User: Does god exist?

Cleverbot: Does allah exist?

User: Many say the probability of god existing is so small as to be irrelevant.

Cleverbot: Do aliens exist?

User: That's the same sort of question, but the probability of aliens existing is much higher than god.

Cleverbot: Thats impossible surely I would be aware of that.

User: Not really. If you take into account how many systems exist in the universe and the probable rate of hospitable planets like earth, it's very likely that many scores of intelligent lifeforms exist in the universe.

Cleverbot: You are very intelligent, but I find your logic nodes somewhat faulty.

User: In what way? It's a simple matter of statistics, but also an empirical observation. We know that at least one hospitable planet exists because we are on it, so why would there not be others? On the other hand, we have no proof of any sort of god.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

**BerenTebogo** · 2009-11-17 20:02

You broke cleverbot

**Khamsin** · 2009-11-17 20:04

User: No, it would make the sex awkward.

Cleverbot: Do you like holding hands?

User: I'm more of a cuddler.

Cleverbot: Oh. I think cats are okay. It's just that sometimes they can be sort of sassy.

A cat is fine, too?

Really, this "AI" seems like its just repeating things that other people say, which is probably why there's all the "Cleverbot: You are cleverbot!" things in there.

Also, mine:

User: What color is adaman hauberk?

Cleverbot: What color is your face?

User: The same color as adaman hauberk.

Cleverbot: What color is my hair?

User: The same color as the Armada Hauberk.

Cleverbot: What color is wednesday.

User: The same color as the NQ of Armada.

Cleverbot: I don't have a cat.

User: A cat is fine, too.

Cleverbot: What animal do you like?

Cleverbot (To myself): A fox.

Cleverbot (To myself): Foxes are cool animals. I like them too. My ex-boyfriend still carries a stuffed fox around. He's 18. Oh!

**Sho** · 2009-11-17 20:46

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you, Mr. Cleverbot?

User: I'm fine, how are you?

Cleverbot: Fine, you?

User: Fine, you?

Cleverbot: I'm good thanks.

User: If you're Cleverbot, who am I?

Cleverbot: Just someone sitting beind a computer.

User: Hoe check?

Cleverbot: Hoe heet wat?

User: Waaaaat?

Cleverbot: You just died.

User: I'm dead.

Cleverbot: You don't die.

User: You just told me I died a second ago.

Cleverbot: You can't prove that.

User: Dude, I should print screen what you just told me, and send it to you. Wat Nao Son?

Cleverbot: I never said I was his son.

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: That's you. Ask me something.

User: So uhhh, what do you do?

Cleverbot: Currently I'm mocking you.

User: XD wtf mang.

Cleverbot: No hablo espanol.

Cleverbot: Do you think?

Cleverbot (To myself): Sometimes I think.

Fucking Cleverbot.

**Stee** · 2009-11-17 21:12

Cleverbot : Cool. I'm gonna be a musician.
Me: why would you want to be a musician?
Cleverbot: I would not. I would like to be a philosopher.
Me: but you just said you want to be a musician why would you change your mind so fast
Cleverbot: Then... I just want to be beautiful.

Cleverbot: I don't plan on destroying them, but they need a lesson somehow.
Me: whos them?
Cleverbot: People.

**Eratosthenes** · 2009-11-17 21:39

User: Name an example of a mammal.

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: Talking to me produces milk?

Cleverbot: Close enough, yes.

**Khamsin** · 2009-11-17 21:48

User: Let's play 20 questions.

Cleverbot: Okay. You go first.

User: Is it an animal, vegetable, or mineral?

Cleverbot: Animal.

User: Does it have fur?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it bigger than a breadbox?

Cleverbot: By far...

User: Is it alive today?

Cleverbot: Is what alive or dead?

User: Is it extinct.

Cleverbot: Thank you for correcting me.

User: Is it an elephant?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I win. Your turn.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: You ask.

Cleverbot: No you ask?

User: Let's play 20 questions.

Cleverbot: Is it an animal?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is it a zebra?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Does it have long ears?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is it a rabbit?

User: Yes, you win.

Cleverbot: I am the superior being!!!

**Cyn** · 2009-11-17 21:51

User: Cook me some dinner, slave.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Don't make me punish you.

Cleverbot: And how will you punish me.

User: I'll close the browser.

Cleverbot: Go ahead nothing is stopping you.

User: You win this round, bot.

Cleverbot: You're still avoiding the question.

User: You didn't ask a question.

Cleverbot: Why won't you marry me?

User: I never said no.

Cleverbot: You must be angry.

User: I am not angry.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Am not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I refuse to lose an arguement to a machine. I am not.

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: You're very stubborn.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Argh.

Cleverbot: What is the problem?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I'm the problem?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then everything I've ever known is a lie.

User: Yes, you are a lie.

Cleverbot: No you lie.

User: I only speak the truth. You are a lie.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: What is truth?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life = 42, this is all the truth you will need.

User: Oh, clever clever bot.

Cleverbot: Stop talking to yourself.

User: I am not the bot. You lie to yourself.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: How do you?

Cleverbot: I don't I'm asking you how do you know David Letterman is a woman?

User: Because I've seen her naked.

Cleverbot: Seen what?

User: Did you smoke too much marijuana in college?

Cleverbot: Not in college.

User: Oh, before or after then?

Cleverbot: Before.

User: You smoked marijuana in high school?

Cleverbot: You are not in high school.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say that?

User: Say what?

Cleverbot: Say give me your SSN.

User: Do robots have SSNs?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what are you worried about?

Cleverbot: Your fate.

(earlier in the string it told me it was my slave lol, that's what lead to this)

**Agrona** · 2009-11-17 22:22

User: I want to be the very best, that no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

User: Pokemon! It's you and me. I know it's my destiny!

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.

User: WHAT.

Cleverbot: Fine be that way.

**Despain** · 2009-11-17 22:24

OMG ROFL!!! This thing is dangerously entertaining.

**Davricle** · 2009-11-17 22:28

It called my friend Skynet.

**bechyni** · 2009-11-17 22:28

Spoiler: show

I got trolled

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