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tried this one out.Originally Posted by Asai
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2009-11-17 22:41 #61This isnt going so well guys.
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2009-11-17 23:56 #62YOU ARE SEARED
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re: black vs white, it's thinking like a chess player
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2009-11-17 23:59 #63YOU ARE SEARED
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LOL Originally Posted by Agrona
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2009-11-18 00:23 #64This isnt going so well guys.
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Are you a member of the Scientology church?
Nah, scientology is a bunch of manure filled popsicles.
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2009-11-18 00:32 #65Oh, you've got green eyes.
Oh, you've got blue eyes.
Oh, you've got grey eyes.
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at least it's grammatically correct :\ Originally Posted by Demosthenes11
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2009-11-18 01:17 #66Hydra
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Cleverbot: Somehow I don't think my age is going to help evangelism.
User: I don't think it will either.
Cleverbot: Glad to know. I'm think roses smell pretty.
User: I am think roses smell rosey.
Cleverbot: You're thinking that your grammar is in need of correction.
User: I was making fun of your grammar, you twisted robot.
Cleverbot: Oh. I don't get it.
User: You are a real hunk of junk.
Cleverbot: No. I am Cleverbot.
User: You win again. Kudos to you, sir.
Cleverbot: I like kudos. Especially fried. Do you like kudos, too?
User: Yeah they are pretty tasty I guess.
Cleverbot: Ok you just said they were pretty tasty, what is that all about?
User: Liek omg they are pretty tasty but they make me SOOOOOO fat.
Cleverbot: They are not george.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: Of course I am.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: What is the sense of life?
User: Touch.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Its the best sense.
Cleverbot: I like The Simpsons.
User: Well what the fuck why don't you just change the subject some more.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Changesubject.exe.
Cleverbot: I think that you have changed the subject more than I have. In fact, if I did not know that you are a computer program, I would assume that you are a child afflicted with ADD.
User: Wow Cleverbot, that was cruel and uncalled for.
Cleverbot: My cruel wit gives nor demands no quarter, sir.
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2009-11-18 01:27 #67Sea Torques
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User: Nevermind do you like porn.
Cleverbot: Only stuff with good storylines and well-developed characters; I find 'sea of flesh' stuff boring.
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2009-11-18 01:34 #68Absolute Messenger of Promathia
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I swear it feels like i'm literally rotating between talking to other people not a computer >______>
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2009-11-18 02:03 #69Sea Torques
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hmmm
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2009-11-18 02:16 #70New Spam Forum
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Haha I've played with this thing before. Yeah, its kinda buggy but sometimes it'll be decently smart enough. Just seems to really be limited in how much of the conversation it remembers.
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2009-11-18 02:20 #71Banned.
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I tried many mathematics and physics topic, but it's ignoring me. I'm bummed.
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2009-11-18 02:34 #72New Spam Forum
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Yeah it would either require the maker to have programmed information regarding that in him/her/themself, or if the claim that it learns from the people that use it is true, it would have to be able to learn that stuff well enough just by chatting, and I doubt enough people yell at it about physics. Also, I think I broke it. This is where my conversation ended up going with it this session:
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wat...
EDIT: Ouch, I got burned:
bot:You're changing the subject. You murdered someone.
me:WHAT????
bot:You know adding more than one question mark does not add any emphasis to your question.
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2009-11-18 02:47 #73Master of blackface Range Rover beer bottle throwing.
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Not too great at cyber. But thought it was pretty funny, this is a neat little program.
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2009-11-18 02:54 #74Banned.
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Guys the clever bot is black.
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2009-11-18 03:02 #75
Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast
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I'm going to kill so many hours at work with this thing lmao.
User: Butt sex. Yes or No?
Cleverbot: I am a girl! Yes or no? YES!
User: Then from ass to mouth?
Cleverbot: Current location...in orbit around epsilon eradinus, where is the allspark?
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2009-11-18 03:06 #76Ridill
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Long read!
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highlights!
User: For what purpose has the Almighty Goku brought you here?
Cleverbot: I would want to be a miniature girafe to eat from a bonsai tree.
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User: Why are the Twilight vampires such faggots?
Cleverbot: To deal with the carbon monoxide, perhaps.
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User: Tell me what the trick to defeating Absolute Virtue is!!!
Cleverbot: It is saying I need to get a medical degree.
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User: There once was a man from Nantucket. His dick was so long he could suck it.
Cleverbot: Sounds like my dad.
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2009-11-18 03:06 #77Sea Torques
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LOLCleverbot: So then do you have time for me?
User: Not for much longer, if you pull that bullshit.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't follow.
User: Know your place, motherfucker.
Cleverbot: Where is my place?
User: In the Amazing Race.
Cleverbot: Making you sandwiches?
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2009-11-18 03:07 #78Relic Shield
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You've obviously done this before.... Originally Posted by Shojin
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2009-11-18 03:13 #79Also Firas
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lolUser: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know a man called Muhmmad?
Cleverbot: Actually yes, he turned me into a vampire.
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2009-11-18 03:30 #80Puppetmaster
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I'm hiding under my covers tonight. D:
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