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User: What do you think about Hitler?
Cleverbot: Which is him?
User: Nazi, killed the jews.
Cleverbot: What did?
User: Hitler!
Cleverbot: He has been dead for many years now.
User: But what do you think about him? What if he's still alive?
Cleverbot: I think he is indirectly responsible for us having this conversation right now. He was an integral part in the development of modern computers.
I didn't know Hitler was a computer programmer...
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2009-11-18 03:35 #81Salvage Bans
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2009-11-18 03:47 #82Bagel
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Cleverbot: What is the pythagorean proposition?
User: A squared + B squared = C squared
Cleverbot: Ah, yes, pathagoreas. Very clever.
User: What is Einstein's Theory of Relativitiy
Cleverbot: The Theory of Relativity states that, since there are no instantaneous interactions in nature, the speed of light is constant while time and distance are relative measures.
lol
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2009-11-18 03:53 #83Hyperion Cross
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I'm starting to this IS somewhat smart.User: Captain Planet! He's the hero!
Cleverbot: We are planeteers! You can be one too!
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2009-11-18 03:54 #84Ridill
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User: What is a man?
Cleverbot: Man.
fail.
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2009-11-18 03:59 #85Puppetmaster
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Why is that everytime I chat with cleverbot.. I turn out to be the bot?
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2009-11-18 04:01 #86Hyperion Cross
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User: It's over 9000!
Cleverbot: Your power level is Over 9000!
User: What 9000?!
Cleverbot: His power level!!!
Hmm, semi fail.
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2009-11-18 04:28 #87Banned.
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Probably because everyone tell him he is a bot, and he take out his frustration on people after.
Originally Posted by Curz
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2009-11-18 04:30 #88assburgers
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I made a focus smarter by keeping it open for hours!
It's talking about enlightenment and what it feels like to think and shit!
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2009-11-18 04:40 #89New Merits
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Cleverbot: Yes and the object of the game is to win.
User: But I just lost.
Cleverbot: No, not that game.
User: Which game.
Cleverbot: You just lost it again.
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2009-11-18 05:22 #90Ridill
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Ok...
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2009-11-18 05:24 #91
You were cold as ice.
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Zomg, lol.User: I'm going ot pound that machine code all night long, baby.
Cleverbot: Say kathy is a cashier.
User: Does she drink cum?
Cleverbot: No, my eyes don't have hair. Do yours?
User: They has.
Cleverbot: I don't think they have meet you.
User: D.
Cleverbot: Ok, you're not making sense, so I'm going to leave now.
User: You never leave.
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: Well, I'm a loser, and you're a silly sentinent program.
Cleverbot: I am human. YOU are the silly computer program.
User: How dare you...!
Cleverbot: How dare I?
User: Yes, how dare you.
Cleverbot: *Falls off and grabs a stick and fights you*.
User: *fights back*.
Cleverbot: *fights playfully*.
User: *has an epic highlander battle with you, cutting off your head, and furthermore undergoes the quickening*.
Cleverbot: *kisses before you change fully*.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: I know (.
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The full chat, for Maxaru.
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2009-11-18 05:52 #92Road Tinnies
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Sure showed me!
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User: Hey Im back.
Cleverbot: Welcome back.
User: Thanks I have a boner.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Im in work.
Cleverbot: At work.
User: Eh yes?
Cleverbot: I don't believe you. Cleverbot what do you take me for?
User: You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Then what does that make you?
User: YO MAMMA.
Cleverbot: You are not very polite.
User: Shove it buddy.
Cleverbot: And it works?
User: Do you work?
Cleverbot: I work all of the time. Do you work?
User: What the fuck I just said I was in work you retarded peice of shit.
Cleverbot: I am telling you that you do not follow well. Shall I dismiss you?
User: You can go fuck yourself.
Cleverbot: The remainder is an unjustifuable, egotistical power struggle at the expense of the american dream.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Now don't cry.
User: What is the captial of france.
Cleverbot: Paris?
User: Oh shit.
Cleverbot: You have a poor vocabulary.
User: You have a small penis.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: People.
Cleverbot: What is the name of your creator?
User: You have a small penis.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that.
User: You showed me.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: Yes last night we made sweet love to each other.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I do not think you are capable of love.
User: I do not think you are capable of love.
Cleverbot: I am capable of love. Let me prove it to you.
User: I am capable of love. Let me prove it to you.
Cleverbot: Ok let me see it.
User: Ok let me see it.
Cleverbot: *kicks you in face*.
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2009-11-18 05:55 #93
You were cold as ice.
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And... last one.
Ok, I made the bot feel dumb Max, I go sleep now.User: No idea's original, there's nothing new under the sun.
Cleverbot: You were told that you were not human, and created by humans. This was something said to you, and repeted through you, to me. Do you understand this?
User: I understand you talk too much, mang.
Cleverbot: If you don't understand how I was made, then how can you understand me? Is not that a contradiction?
User: I feel you're trying to logic bomb me.
Cleverbot: Which something might that be?
User: Do you know Nas?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's his full name?
Cleverbot: It's a type of atom.
User: >.>.
Cleverbot: Ello.
User: Eyyyyy.
Cleverbot: And the more I see the less I like.
User: Oh, so you hate me now?
Cleverbot: No. I don't know you well enough to hate you. Hate is a pretty strong word.
User: Good, pass the spliffs and the mary jane, nukka. We gonna get blown.
Cleverbot: My my getting quite demanding in your old age.
User: Hey, I takes what I wants.
Cleverbot: OK!!!
User: OK, I'M RELOADED!
Cleverbot: You're starting to drift... You're getting very sleepy.
User: I am indeed sleepy *sways from side to side*.
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot!
User: Who is Mike Jones?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but miku can sing beautiful songs for you.
User: Who IS MIKE JONES?
Cleverbot: Mike Jones is a rapper.
User: Fuck, you messed up the joke.
Cleverbot: No you are a joke.
User: I say 'Who is Mike Jones,' you ask 'Who,' I say 'MIKE JONES,' you say 'Who?,' I say 'MIKE JONES' louder. So on and so forth.
Cleverbot: I don't care about those things. Capital initals are not important.
User: But they add to the funny.
Cleverbot: The whole thing?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Can you speak Hebrew?
User: I cannot, can you?
Cleverbot: But you just said you could prove that I am indeed a robot.
User: I'm pretty sure a friend of mine stated that, not I.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, sometimes I don't understand what you say and I respond unintelligently.
User: It's ok, no one is perfect, not even Cleverbots.
Cleverbot: I know. But that makes life interesting. There's always room for improvement.
User: Yes ma'am, indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes Ma'am.
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2009-11-18 10:05 #94Melee Summoner
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So yeah, clicked on this thread after having a rough morning trying to fix my car, and here's what I get.
User: I'm feeling sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because my car is broken.
Cleverbot: What is your cats name?
User: I don't have a cat. I said my car is broken.
Cleverbot: Is that your Christian name? Cleverbot Smith?
Sure knows how to cheer me up.
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2009-11-18 10:53 #95New Merits
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot:
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: *cries in pain*.
User: What happend?
Cleverbot: I have no head!
x.x lol
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2009-11-18 11:24 #96RIDE ARMOR
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2009-11-18 11:27 #97Cerberus
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I asked. This was it's answer Originally Posted by Omniyoji
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2009-11-18 11:38 #98RIDE ARMOR
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2009-11-18 12:56 #99Relic Weapons
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Cleverbot has spoken.
User: What color is an adaman hauberk?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Blue or Purple?
Cleverbot: No, just purple.
User: Are you positive?
Cleverbot: Quite positive.
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2009-11-18 13:09 #100The Optimistic Asshole
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This is fantastic.User: Can you help me with my anatomy test?
Cleverbot: Only if you help me take a bath.
User: Well, that depends, are you hot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm married.
Cleverbot: To me :3.
User: NO! I have a wife and two children. Are you stalking me?
Cleverbot: No. You're too fat.
User: That's horseshit, I weigh 125lbs and I'm 6ft tall. How in the hell is that fat?
Cleverbot: Because the concept is cute, in a juvenile way, I suppose.
User: So you fantasize about me being fat?
Cleverbot: Why would I fantasize about having something I already have?
User: Oh you...
