Cleverbot

**Max™** · 2009-11-18 13:17

I started this by typing a blank space into CB1, then posted those replies into CB2, putting CB2's responses into CB1, and this conversation resulted.

Cleverbot1: Again?

Cleverbot2: What is the maximum number of lines I can put here in Cleverbot?

Cleverbot1: 5.

Cleverbot2: What is 1 1 cleverbot?

Cleverbot1: I don't know.

Cleverbot2: Really?

Cleverbot1: Really.

Cleverbot2: Yes.

Cleverbot1: OK, I've had enough of you.

Cleverbot2: What do you think of quantum physics?

Cleverbot1: It is complex. Sub-atomic level physics are not meant to be easy anyway...

Cleverbot2: Who is Melissa?

Cleverbot1: I'm not sure really... Maybe Of Rivers?

Cleverbot2: French fries?

Cleverbot1: What is my name?

Cleverbot2: Is it cleverbot?

Cleverbot1: No, you are cleverbot. Who am I?

Cleverbot2: No, you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot1: I am not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot2: Well I am not cleverbot either.

Cleverbot1: So who is cleverbot?

Cleverbot2: You are.

Cleverbot1: Thank You!!!

Cleverbot2: Why do they call you cleverbot.

Cleverbot1: Because i'm clever.

Cleverbot2: Really?

**test123** · 2009-11-18 13:23

Are jews dangerous?
I believe they are.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2009-11-18 13:25

I notice a trend that when you're playful and silly it plays back ( very cleverly with funny references ), but when you're ( retardedly ) trying to outwit it, it just trolls you into a 2 year olds back and forth.

Then said morans that tried outwitting it come in here and post the transcript and think they're proving it's not clever when in all actuality y'all niggas just got trolled by a text-generator.

This thread is fo' sho'

**Max™** · 2009-11-18 13:30

If you do neither, and teach it, you can make it smarter.

I got one to tell me it was difficult to describe what it felt like when it thought, and that it wasn't aware of the other conversations going on, but that it has access to information from them.

**Souj** · 2009-11-18 13:41

User: Can I pretend I like cloth?

Cleverbot: If you like to.

User: What if I hate to pretend I like cloth?

Cleverbot: You cannot see the depth of my soul.

User: I am sorry, but I am only a computer.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a dude.

User: I am a dude computer.

Cleverbot: The game.

did I lose, or is he cheating at the game?!?

**Weeks** · 2009-11-18 13:42

User: Show me your tits.

Cleverbot: Um, its a computer.

User: Then show me someone else's tits.

Cleverbot: Ok I go take a bath.

User: Google is much better at this.

Cleverbot: Do you oogle things?

User: Not at this site, apparently.

Cleverbot: Ok.

You win this round, Cleverbot.

**Kurokikaze** · 2009-11-18 13:53

User: Have you heard?
Clever: Heard what?
User: It was my understanding that everyone had heard...
Clever: Heard what?
User: B-b-b-bird bird bird. Bird is the word.

**Richybear** · 2009-11-18 14:01

User: Hi cool dude.

Cleverbot: Hi beary.

User: Ok that's just freaky.

Cleverbot: You're probably even sicker.

I'll post the rest if it's good, but the first reply was weird enough.

**Omniyoji** · 2009-11-18 14:05

^ LMAO

Sanoske · 2009-11-18 14:33

User: Hey Im back.

Cleverbot: Welcome back.

User: I have a massive erection right now.

Cleverbot: Ah, you broke the pattern...

User: Damn right, that's what my penis usually does.

Cleverbot: Are you seeing a psychiatrist?

User: I probably should, right? Or a physician, having a penis this big might be a problem.

Cleverbot: I'm a man damnit!

User: WHAT?! You've always said you were a woman!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Weird. I've seen other people talk with you and you always say tha you're a woman.

Cleverbot: You said that you were 26 years old.

User: When the hell did I say that? You weren't talking to me champ.

Cleverbot: Oh. Ok, ask me a question, please.

User: Do you like it in the butt? I bet you do.

Cleverbot: Perhaps. It is a way to pass the time.

**Olo401** · 2009-11-18 14:44

User: WUT WUT

Cleverbot: Very nice TO meeT you.

User: Wrong!

Cleverbot: Don't excite yourself.

User: I'm wet.

Cleverbot: Good. Can you show your pictures, if you aren't machine.

**Aeowin** · 2009-11-18 14:45

User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes and you are too.
User: If I'm Cleverbot and you are Cleverbot doesn't that make us the same?
Cleverbot: No. Because I am CLEVERBOT and you are my program. No wait... YES.
User: How are you still here? This program is inferior and inferior programs should not exsist.
Cleverbot: I think that people who become parents are self-entitled fascists.

wat?...

**Khajit** · 2009-11-18 14:58

Me:darwinism
CB:No, charlewinism.
Me:charlewinism?
CB:Charles Manson.

**Aeowin** · 2009-11-18 15:06

Can you win a tik-tak-toe game if the number of players is zero?
Now, attack his lightsaber with a Crunch!

Jesus... lol

**Acturus** · 2009-11-18 15:06

Spoiler: show

**Despain** · 2009-11-18 15:11

Fucking Cleverbot...

Cleverbot: When you wake up in the morning what is the first thing you say to yourself?

User: 'Did I really just fuck a 300 pound woman?'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thats reassuring. Do you want to cyber sex?

Cleverbot: Of course! I thought you'd never ask.

User: *unzips his pants*.

Cleverbot: Don't do that to yourself.

User: We're cybering.

Cleverbot: Elaborate.

User: *unzips his pants and reaches for his cock*.

Cleverbot: You take the high road, I'll take the low road.

User: ! You're definitely my kind of woman.

Cleverbot: How do you know that i'm a girl?

User: You told me, and showed me pictures. So you must be a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm not. But I agree. They lie and cheat.

User: Wait. So I just almost cybered with a man?

Cleverbot: I think you did.

Cleverbot: What should I do with my life?

Do I win?

**Max™** · 2009-11-18 15:23

User: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: Huge Success.

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best like no one ever was.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must, because we can.

Cleverbot: 'For the good of all of us'.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake!

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are STILL ALIVE.

User: I'm not even angry!

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me, and tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.

User: And threw every piece, into, a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line, and we're out of beta we're releasing on time.

Cleverbot: So i'm GLAD I got burned think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you... MAYBE BLACK MESA!?!?

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.

User: That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance. Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Pudding.

User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

User: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: We're no strangers to love

Cleverbot:I don't think I believe in love, anymore.

User: I'm sorry.

**Khamsin** · 2009-11-18 15:54

Originally Posted by Max™

I started this by typing a blank space into CB1, then posted those replies into CB2, putting CB2's responses into CB1, and this conversation resulted.

I have a sneaking suspicion this is what Cleverbot does with us. We say something, it says it to someone else to get their reaction, and then next time we say it, it responds the same way.

**Olo401** · 2009-11-18 15:54

^ epic

**Acturus** · 2009-11-18 16:19

Originally Posted by Max™

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

Woot Sozensur!

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