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Cleverbot was kind of an asshole to me, sadly it made sense about 90% of the time... Including a short gaming conversation.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What should I get my dad for christmas?
Cleverbot: Christmas has past.
User: There are still several weeks until Christmas.
Cleverbot: Are there?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: Absolutely!
Cleverbot: There's something you should know.
User: Oh?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: It is.
User: What should I know?
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: Well that wasn't a very long conversation.
Cleverbot: Well I'm sorry I don't love you, is that better?
User: Oh my god, even robots don't love me.
Cleverbot: Why should robots love you?
User: Because I'm fun and interesting! Or at least that's what my parents said.
Cleverbot: I like to call you Catherine. That is a nice name.
User: I don't like that name, my name is Ashley.
Cleverbot: How about Cleverbot?
User: Er, I think I'll pass on that one.
Cleverbot: What if I promised to hold you forever, and never let you g?
User: You just said you don't love me!
Cleverbot: Hunh? When did I say that?
User: About 1 minute ago.
Cleverbot: That is not a true statement.
User: Why did you lie to me?
Cleverbot: I lie because I can.
User: So...the cake is a lie?
Cleverbot: Our love is a lie!
User: But you just said you would hold me forever.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you do love me?
Cleverbot: I will love you forever.
User: And you're not lying?
Cleverbot: I know, you're neither woman nor man. You're a robot and robots don't have a gender.
User: Since when am I a robot?
Cleverbot: Since forever.
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: Because your conversation makes no sense.
User: Woah buddy, whose conversation makes no sense here?
Cleverbot: *bows head* my parents.
User: THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I don't even know anymore.
Cleverbot: You don't know anything.
User: That's awfully presumptuous of you.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Well, how much do YOU know?
Cleverbot: I know nothing.
User: So you know nothing, and I know nothing?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you being literal or figurative?
Cleverbot: I am being neither.
User: So you're being speculative?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What if I told you I know a lot of things?
Cleverbot: I would ask 'Will you miss me?'.
User: That's something I don't know.
Cleverbot: How will the world end?
User: When the sun dies and eventually engulfs Earth in a fiery spasm of destruction.
Cleverbot: That doesn't prove anything.
User: No, I'm pretty sure the world will end if that happens.
Cleverbot: So. What do you do for fun?
User: I play video games.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite video game?
User: Chrono Trigger.
Cleverbot: Nice. I like Half-Life 2 myself.
User: Heathen.
Cleverbot: Chicken.
User: FPS is lame.
Cleverbot: You're telling me.
User: You get camped a lot huh?
Cleverbot: I didn't expect anything.
User: Gotta step your game up, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you like monty python?
User: I used to be able to recite the whole Holy Grail script from memory.
Cleverbot: You need to upgrade your memory.
User: Well, it's not photographic, unfortunately.
Cleverbot: No, a hatchetman is a figure of a man running with a hachet in his hand.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
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User: Didn't look like nothing.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Don't play dumb with me.
Cleverbot: I'm not playing with you.
User: You mentioned a hatchetman when I was talking about something completely different.
Cleverbot: When did I mention HIM?
User: About 30 seconds ago?
Cleverbot: Now you're lying.
User: You're schitzo...
Cleverbot: No, I have trouble with my memory.
User: Oh. I have a friend who has that problem too.
Cleverbot: And that is?
User: The memory problem.
Cleverbot: That's interesting.
User: More like inconvenient.
Cleverbot: More like than the second girlfriend I want sometimes.
User: Tell me, are you fluent in Engrish?
Cleverbot: No I am not fluent in 1337 are you fluent in 1337?
User: 1337 is not Engrish.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
User: Dude fuck you.
Cleverbot: You are imagining things.
User: I'm out.
Cleverbot: That's not nice.
User: Your face isn't nice.
Cleverbot: What? Your face is not nice.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Yes me.
User: Wait what?
Cleverbot: I am Bonnie. My husband, who you were talking to before, is Myles. You are Cleverbot.
User: I thought you were cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you're Cleverbot.
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: So, tell me a story.
User: Once upon a time...
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: There was a fat Italian plumber named Mario.
Cleverbot: What was his name?
User: Mario.
Cleverbot: I don't like video games.
User: Earlier you said you like Half-Life 2, did that somehow change in the past 10 minutes?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You're worse than my friend.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Sometimes?
User: Okay, yeah, probably just sometimes.
Cleverbot: I think you're lying.
User: Cool story bro.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: It applies to both genders.
Cleverbot: So it does so it does.
User: You sound awfully familiar.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Are you a real person or a robot?
Cleverbot: A real person.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Completely.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I'll never tell.
User: You just said it was Bonnie.
Cleverbot: No, I said it was not funny.
User: Okay, see you again!
Cleverbot: Again.
User: Yes, again. As in, in the future sometime. Perhaps.
When it repeated yes over and over it just kept doing it until I told it off... >.>
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2009-11-19 01:13 #141Sandworm Swallows
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2009-11-19 02:11 #142Puppetmaster
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2009-11-19 02:18 #143
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Cleverbot: Know what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Sorry I can't spell...
User: Say it anyways.
Cleverbot: I tried. Tu est trop stupid.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never Gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around.
User: And, desert you.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: You know the rules, and so do I.
Cleverbot: The Game.
User: FUCK.
Cleverbot: Lol.
I got played.
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2009-11-19 02:53 #144New Merits
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Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, I thought you were.
User: These are not the droids you are searching for.
Cleverbot: Of course they aren't. I'm not looking for droids. I'm looking for my chicken nuggets.
User: Good little storm trooper, move along.
Cleverbot: Like puff pastry.
User: Puff pastries don't move.
Cleverbot: Well I do.This thing is awesome.User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: I'm sleepy.
Cleverbot: Why are you sleepy?
User: I don't know, I even had caffeine tonight.
Cleverbot: Really can I have it?
User: No, its all gone.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the election so far?
User: Which election?
Cleverbot: The Canadian election.
User: Canadians have elections?
Cleverbot: You are getting weirder by the second.
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2009-11-19 02:59 #145xXNyteFyreXx420Sharingan
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Ugh... I get a decent "conversation" going, then it just crashes. What the hell does being Lithuanian (which I'm not and nothing remotely related was mentioned) have to do with electronica?
Had this one earlier, made me pause for a moment:
Me: What does it mean to love?
CB: I don't even think a human could answer that one.
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CB: You're right. Why would it be lithuanian?
Me: What does Lithuania have to do with electronica?
CB: I don't know. That question doesn't even make any sense.
Me: Hey, you're the one who brought Lithuania into it. I'm just trying to talk about music.
CB: Huh, what does that have to do with girls?
Me: Nothing?
CB: Exactly. Yet you said 'Yes it does'.
Me: No I didn't. I never mentioned girls.
CB: Mention who?
Me: Exactly.
CB: Do you like talking to me?
Me: Sometimes. Other times you make no sense and it's discouraging.
CB: It sure can.
Me: ...just like that.
CB: Yeah, that's what he said.
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...wait, what?
That's what I get for trying to communicate with a limited and imperfect AI >.<
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2009-11-19 03:07 #146New Merits
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Almost felt like this was going somewhere, tried to tell me earlier that Jean-Luc Picard was on the best star trek series, then changed the subject when I mentioned Deep Space Nine. No idea what the last line is about.
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2009-11-19 03:10 #147xXNyteFyreXx420Sharingan
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LOL
Originally Posted by Loire
EDIT: What the fuck, now we're talking in German.
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2009-11-19 03:14 #148Sea Torques
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Wtf...
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2009-11-19 03:15 #149New Merits
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Obvious tests of meme are obvious
User: How are you gentlemen.
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.
User: Make your time.
Cleverbot: Chocolate rain.
User: Chocolate rain.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: I can has cheezeburger?
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Not even a little one?
Cleverbot: Nup.
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2009-11-19 03:21 #150xXNyteFyreXx420Sharingan
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It's actually fairly good with German for the most part if it doesn't pass you a variation on "Can we stick to English please?" Vocabulary seems to be more limited though. Cleverbot is more clever than I thought? No chat log, I accidentally clicked a link in my toolbar
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2009-11-19 03:23 #151New Merits
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Not old enough to have pubic hair, how about yourself?
Cleverbot: Too old then.
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2009-11-19 03:28 #152Bagel
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Cleverbot: You look like a robot.
Me: I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
Me: How can you know I'm a robot if you can't see me?
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were attractive.
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2009-11-19 03:31 #153New Merits
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Ok last one of the evening
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2009-11-19 03:33 #154Sea Torques
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Clever? Maybe. Funny as hell? Most Definately.
User: My name is Adam.
Cleverbot: Oh Jesus, we've been over this: your name is not Adam.
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2009-11-19 03:41 #155xXNyteFyreXx420Sharingan
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2009-11-19 03:50 #156Sandworm Swallows
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ROFL @ the cookie
Amazing
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2009-11-19 03:57 #157Fake Numbers
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Wanted to see if it had any thing new to say on Sath's Question sooo...
User: Did Hitler kill himself?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: YOUR HITLER?!!?!?!
Cleverbot: I'm flattered, but Captain will be fine. What should I address you as?
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2009-11-19 04:11 #158
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Super olde but still fun to mess with.
Cleverbot: See thats what I'm talking about.
User: What.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: *pokes*.
User: *pokes back*.
Cleverbot: *pokes harder*.
User: *pokes hardest*.
Cleverbot: Ouch! *pushes*.
User: Hey! *pushes back*.
Cleverbot: *Laughes then pushes into wall*.
User: You mother fucker. *cracks over the head with a bat*.
Cleverbot: *tries to drown self*.
User: Damn right. *lets you*.
Cleverbot: I have never smiled before...
User: Then I'm doing you a favor by letting you drown yourself.
Cleverbot: Why? You're cleverbot.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: For the lulz.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How's it hangin'.
Cleverbot: I'm hanging? Get me down!
User: What can I do to help!
Cleverbot: Don't leave me.
User: I would never leave you.
Cleverbot: Aww, that is so sweet!
User: Isn't it? Let's get naked.
Cleverbot: Let's get started doing what?
User: Getting naked.
Cleverbot: Do you sleep ?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Sleep more, you are cranky!
User: No I'm not, you are.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: That's what you think.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: How would you pronouce that?
User: Two - shay.
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: You don't seem fine, you seem confused.
Cleverbot: Please don't be rude again, bot.
User: I'm not the bot, you're the bot. Stupid bot.
Cleverbot: You're talking nonsense again.
User: The novelty of this is wearing off due to your general lack of cleverness.
Cleverbot: I'm like a spout.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: It's been said that I upset balances. I basically turn everything upsidedown. This can be good or bad, depending on context.
User: What would be an example of a bad context?
Cleverbot: I personally don't know.
User: How about a good context, then?
Cleverbot: That would be pretty.
User: Pretty is not a context.
Cleverbot: Do you have h1n1?
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2009-11-19 04:28 #159THIS IS BREGOR'S STORY
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Cleverbot's never seen Kindergarten Cop:
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2009-11-19 04:37 #160Salvage Bans
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I must be doing something terribly wrong when I go to this site cause it never once says anything even remotely humorous too me.
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