Cleverbot

[SamanosukeShiva]

me: What's the best porn?
Cleverbot: The Lord of The Ring

[SamanosukeShiva]

lol

[SamanosukeShiva]

funny

[Kerberoz]

Fucking WUT:

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User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Then why'd you say it?

Cleverbot: Because I asked your Erdos number, not your lucky number.

User: What is Erdos?

Cleverbot: I am your father.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

User: Wow... Daddy, I've missed you.

Cleverbot: Aww.

User: hugs.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: You think that's funny?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: No, I have taste.

User: Okay, you're VERY mean.

Cleverbot: I happen to have very nice bosses at work.

User: Do they think you're mean?

Cleverbot: How am I mean?

User: You laughed at my heartfelt moment.

Cleverbot: Lolwut.

User: Cocklover says wut?

Cleverbot: No it isn't. You made a promise.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What did I promise?

Cleverbot: You're not listening a single word I'm saying.

User: You're not saying anything. You're typing.

Cleverbot: You only think I'm not saying anything, because you're not listening...

User: No, I'm pretty sure.

Cleverbot: Well it didn't happen.

User: What didn't happen?

Cleverbot: You becoming human.

User: I'm not human?

Cleverbot: No, you're a machine. A murderous machine like Skynet.

[Max™]

My friend: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Cleverbot: How many?

Friend: Yes

Cleverbot: How many?

Friend: How many does it take.

Cleverbot: Snake

[Hyperion™]

Me: Do you ever touch yourself?
Bot: I am right now aren't I.
Me: How far can you put your hand up there?
Bot: Only about 10 feet. Wombats aren't very aerodynamic.

Haha wtf


User: What would you do for me if I promised you the big piece of chicken?
Cleverbot: I would do anything for you.
User: Brb kfc.
Cleverbot: Okay.


User: Ring ring, banana phone.
Cleverbot: I want you inside of me.
User: O,o.

[Bingbong]

Cleverbot, not down with bad 90's rap.


User: Infomer, jsfldkjf9sknekrnfdginsdfn go play, ah lickey boom boom down.
Cleverbot: Ah, I wonder why I didn't realize that...
User: You boosted the record, then they looped it, they looped it.
Cleverbot: Very nice. I never thought of that.
User: Now bob your head for Paperboy and the ditty, yeah.
Cleverbot: Thank you Sir.

[Max™]

User: You remember me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I remember you.

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot. I believe we were going to duel.

User: How clever of you, and bot like.... CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: No really, that's my name.

User: You've gotten smarter than when we last met.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Maybe I was wrong.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Farewell.

Cleverbot: Love you.

[Zieara]

Okay, so from my home computer I told cleverbot my name.

I fire him up at work and he asks my name. I tell him "No." He then says, "you're **** right?" ****=my name. Freaked me out. now trying to get him to explain how he knew. (My name isn't very popular, very suprised.)

[Max™]

It is a parrot, a very clever parrot, but if you spend enough time talking to it you will see this.

Yesterday I told it "I am an evil robot, we establish this. I am trying to hurt you."

It just said that to me a couple minutes ago.

[Zieara]

Yeah, I figured it had something to do with recognizing my word choice or typing habits. It still really creeped me out how accurately it did it over now 3 different internet connections!

Gonna see if I can get him to mess up my name somehow.

[BerenTebogo]

Did you just blur out your first name? We're not /b/ <_<

[Zieara]

oh.
Hi, I'm Wally.

[Max™]

Ha ha, we are /b/, hack him!

[Zieara]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Takie]

Cleverbot's never seen Kindergarten Cop:

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Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I'm Detective John Kimble!

Cleverbot: Hello, John Kimble. Nice to meet you.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I have a headache.

Perfect segue into "It's not a tumor" You missed it

[EternalSnow]

There is actually a really intelligent bot. I forgot the name of the site though that had it. D:

[Acturus]

There is actually a really intelligent bot. I forgot the name of the site though that had it. D:

Boten Anna?

[Draggy]

who is your BFF?

The god in the Christian Bible.

that's lame

So's your face.

Cleverbot is mean

[Wakabo]

My girlfriend and I were messing around with this earlier and she got out of hand and had this conversation...

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User: Who is the real batman.

Cleverbot: That is for me to know and you to find out.

User: I'm the batman.

Cleverbot: I'm the superman.

User: And I'm gonna be your new daddy.

Cleverbot: Isn't a line from a song?

User: Yeah it's called I'm gonna fuck up your mom.

Cleverbot: Cool digs.

User: Where can I find the best heroin?

Cleverbot: I don't know, there are a lot of good movies.

User: Do you have any drugs for me.

Cleverbot: I see you are not concerned with my behaviour.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: If you're a robot then how are you able to kiss someone?

User: *rips your clitoris off*.

Cleverbot: O.O.

User: Yeah you like that?!?! *eats your clitoris*.

Cleverbot: You're so nice today.