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    My Little Ixion
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    Man abandons car, jumps off I-95 overpass during morning rush..

    RI man's highway suicide causes backups, trauma - Boston.com

    Several motorists reported being traumatized after watching a man leap to his death onto Interstate 95 in a suicide that caused traffic to be diverted for hours.

    Rhode Island State Police Captain Kenneth Marandola says the man jumped onto the northbound lanes of I-95 from a highway overpass in Providence early Monday morning after crashing his car and then running up an embankment and onto a bridge.

    He was struck by at least three cars after landing on the highway.

    Marandola says several people, including a female passenger in the man's car, were treated and released for what he described as "emotional distress."

    Marandola says the reasons for the suicide were not immediately clear.
    When the local tv news reported this one, the on-site reporter claims the guy didn't die from the jump (which was about 50 feet) and that he sat up just as the first car hit him head-on. Crazy shit...

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    When the local tv news reported this one, the on-site reporter claims the guy didn't die from the jump (which was about 50 feet) and that he sat up just as the first car hit him head-on.
    i just fucking threw up

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    Better to burn out than slowly fade away?

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    slowly does not belong in there

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    I woulda been pissed if I was in traffic there.

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    I give it another two hours before the traffic cam video is up somewhere lol.

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    looks like someone had a case of the mondays!!

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    looks like someone had a case of the mondays!!
    /thread

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    see, this is how you kill yourself. no pussy shit, no pills, no slit wrists.

    if I ever offed myself (which I wouldn't), I'd make goddamned sure as many people knew about it as possible, and that it was done in the freakiest manner you could imagine. damn straight.

    I'm not trying to mock people who commit suicide, depression is a serious issue and I completely respect that. anyone who is thinking of suicide should get all the help they need. all I'm saying is, if you don't get the help and you do go through with it, follow this guy's lead.

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    Nothing like trying to get the attention you deserve lol. That happened here in FL about a year ago. Pissed me off because I was an hour late to work. If you're gonna off yourself at least be considerate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isiolia View Post
    I thought of the same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrillCS View Post
    I give it another two hours before the traffic cam video is up somewhere lol.
    Still waiting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    see, this is how you kill yourself. no pussy shit, no pills, no slit wrists.

    if I ever offed myself (which I wouldn't), I'd make goddamned sure as many people knew about it as possible, and that it was done in the freakiest manner you could imagine. damn straight.

    I'm not trying to mock people who commit suicide, depression is a serious issue and I completely respect that. anyone who is thinking of suicide should get all the help they need. all I'm saying is, if you don't get the help and you do go through with it, follow this guy's lead.
    lol fucking jump into on-going traffic and if you survive just be like "SUPRISE!"

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    More air for the rest of us.

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    Holy shit dude...

    On one hand, I have to congratulate this guy for going out like a champ.

    On the other hand, I would be fucked up in the head if I were the person who hit him...

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    imagine like a movie SB and you're the chick in the car talking on the phone or something, and this absolutely morbid, bloody, decrepit guy that just fell 50 ft slowly sits up and before you know it you've fucking hit him head on literally and his head gets lopped off and shit and goes flying. Would be siiiiiiick.

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    The real question is: how many points does the driver who hit him get?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    The real question is: how many points does the driver who hit him get?
    Over 9000, that, i'm sure.

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    The guy who chainsawed his own head off beats this.

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