Man abandons car, jumps off I-95 overpass during morning rush..

[Qalbert]

see, this is how you kill yourself. no pussy shit, no pills, no slit wrists.

if I ever offed myself (which I wouldn't), I'd make goddamned sure as many people knew about it as possible, and that it was done in the freakiest manner you could imagine. damn straight.

I'm not trying to mock people who commit suicide, depression is a serious issue and I completely respect that. anyone who is thinking of suicide should get all the help they need. all I'm saying is, if you don't get the help and you do go through with it, follow this guy's lead.

How to kill yourself like a man.
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http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Rip_20it_20off.gif

[Kaisha]

The guy who chainsawed his own head off beats this.

That was the one regarding his house being taken away right?


The guy who built his own simple robot to shoot him with his shotgun was something too. ;/

[Siniroth]

if I ever offed myself (which I wouldn't), I'd make goddamned sure as many people knew about it as possible, and that it was done in the freakiest manner you could imagine. damn straight.

Tie harness to yourself

Tie rope to something sturdy on top of tall building

Some thin sharp wire that won't snap but will slice through your neck.

Super-glue hands to sides of head

Jump off building, rope must be long enough to almost reach ground, wire must be a little shorter

Result: you hanging near ground level, holding your head in your hands

Edit: be sure to coolface and hope rigor mortis sets in (I have no idea if it can or will, but I just thought of it and it felt too awesome to ignore)

[Khamsin]

Tie harness to yourself

Tie rope to something sturdy on top of tall building

Some thin sharp wire that won't snap but will slice through your neck.

Super-glue hands to sides of head

Jump off building, rope must be long enough to almost reach ground, wire must be a little shorter

Result: you hanging near ground level, holding your head in your hands

Edit: be sure to coolface and hope rigor mortis sets in (I have no idea if it can or will, but I just thought of it and it felt too awesome to ignore)

Alternatively, you could tie the rope to your legs in such a way that they'll remain attached once you hit the end of the rope, and superglue your hands to your head upside down (i.e. place hands on the side of your head, such that the heel of your hand is near the top and your fingers are by your neck).

Then, you'll be hanging upside down and once your head comes off, your arms will straighten out and you'll be holding your head beneath you, right side up.

[Cyn]

Alternatively, you could tie the rope to your legs in such a way that they'll remain attached once you hit the end of the rope, and superglue your hands to your head upside down (i.e. place hands on the side of your head, such that the heel of your hand is near the top and your fingers are by your neck).

Then, you'll be hanging upside down and once your head comes off, your arms will straighten out and you'll be holding your head beneath you, right side up.

You'll look like you're giving yourself head though.

EDIT: errr... quoted wrong person.... meant Siniroth.