I'd sell the gil, then use the cash to rent out the moms of my 5 least favorite BG posters for a night. I'd plow them like they've never been plowed before on an unholy mountain of empty McDonalds bags and wrappers. I'd hire a chinese gentry to weave a tapestry from the molted pubic hairs of the BG moms.
Then I'd buy BG out, upload pics of my exploits and scan the pubic tapestry and employ it as the new BG logo.
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