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  1. 2009-11-24 23:10 #41
    Null
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    They call me Lord Null for a reason.
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    Or maybe I could just camp while I take a shit.
  2. 2009-11-24 23:12 #42
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    laptops are pretty amazing
  3. 2009-11-24 23:12 #43
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    but with 17 minutes left shitting your pants is a novel idea also
  4. 2009-11-24 23:16 #44
    Kuya
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    I'd use those 17 minutes to start a religion, and use the collective power of our deluded wills to summon a god into our world in order to save us in exchange for us sacrificing our first born children every 40 years.
  5. 2009-11-24 23:18 #45
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    you must be a good multitasker
  6. 2009-11-24 23:18 #46
    Charismatic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    I'd use those 17 minutes to start a religion, and use the collective power of our deluded wills to summon a god into our world in order to save us in exchange for us sacrificing our first born children every 40 years.
    A lot of effort just to put yourself in a position where you can freely rape bitches.
    I'd just take the 17min to rape one slut and call it a night.

    Living is overrated anyway.
  7. 2009-11-24 23:19 #47
    Kuya
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    I could rape more sluts in the future if i used the collective unconscious to summon hell beasts from another dimension to grant us reprise.
  8. 2009-11-24 23:20 #48
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    and the John was a zombie?
  9. 2009-11-24 23:29 #49
    Kuya
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    No, fuck john.
  10. 2009-11-24 23:30 #50
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    I know I said the John was a zombie. You lost the game
  11. 2009-11-24 23:31 #51
    Kuya
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    The world is about to end; i don't care about losing the game now!
  12. 2009-11-24 23:34 #52
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    The game feels insignificant and is now sad. It will save the world so it can enjoy its attention.
  13. 2009-11-25 01:44 #53
    Akucaen
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    I'd tap that turian!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antithesis View Post
    Eat a Twinkie.
    You're not into twinks.
  14. 2009-11-25 01:58 #54
    Ragnell
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    I wanna do OP
  15. 2009-11-25 02:39 #55
    SilverBreeze
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    I would use all the potential rapists as target practice as they came within range of my house :3

    You guys are fucking weird lol.
  16. 2009-11-25 05:36 #56
    Kaylia
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    I would start worrying about it in 21 minutes. Just like I do with homeworks versus their deadline.
  17. 2009-11-25 06:03 #57
    The Stig
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    Gang rape.
  18. 2009-11-25 06:17 #58
    Kiro
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    I'd go to a pizza place and get a big "everything but sardines on it" pizza and a 40 of Olde E.. I'd walk around and shoot a gun off into the air and scream the Aids song from Team America. Find a really hot chick and shoot her and fuck her corpse while eating the rest of my pizza.
  19. 2009-11-25 06:19 #59
    Kiro
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    Probably shoot at every cop or doctor I saw too.
  20. 2009-11-25 08:09 #60
    The Blackrose
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    You guys are fucking weird lol.
    Ask a loaded question, get a loaded response. ;o
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