NFL Week 12 - The Turkey Day Massacre

[QuePsiXI]

Posting after* an epic page of a thread which I didn't check at all, so I have no idea what you all have been talking about before this page. That being said,

Fox will prob put him in and make him hand the ball off on every play...

<---- Do I even have to explain the fallacies? Delhomme and Fox will each have to get pregnant, and then Dwayne Jarrett will have to kill them both and hide in the trunk of a car(Yep...I brought that one back), and then Steve Harvey will have to make another Kings of Comedy movie in Charlotte starring Katt Williams, before Delhomme possibly "hands the ball off every play." I feel what you are saying, but...
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You and the creator of these totally win. I think it solidifies me as a Panther fan that I didn't get the 2nd picture for a while. I have the awareness of a Delhomme.

And finally, I only came here to post the link about Sanchez. If we didn't just lose badly to the Jets, I'd have a slew as well as a plethora of jokes about how lame this is.

Finally, forgive me if this is olde, but I nominate Wes Welker on the next U Mad? picture. He was walking around pouty faced back in the 2nd quarter.

[Gadritan]

I think it solidifies me as a Panther fan that I didn't get the 2nd picture for a while. I have the awareness of a Delhomme.

Awesomesauce.

[Headspace]

Does ESPN pay Dilfer to just say "There's no defense for a perfect pass" over and over and not be concussed?

[Chun Liroy]

With the quality of their reporters, ESPN shouldn't pay any of them...

[Headspace]

Good thing he's an analyst then huh

[Chun Liroy]

Analysts too.

[Marootsoobutsu]

Good thing he's an analcyst then huh

ftfy

[Kyo]

I'll be god damn, no essay.

[Rem]

I'll be god damn, no essay.

HAHAHAHA

I have to admit it did take me a good 4 minutes to figure this out. >.>;

[QuePsiXI]

Does ESPN pay Dilfer to just say "There's no defense for a perfect pass" over and over and not be concussed?

What about "by rule, when you score a touchdown, you have to kickoff to the other team" "that's a great rule?"

I just think they aren't very good comedians, so the witty lines that get written for them, they just milk it.

[Mizango]

Does ESPN pay Dilfer to just say "There's no defense for a perfect pass" over and over and not be concussed?

As long as he keeps talking about Orton's passes to Marshall and Scheffler.


Edit: I get the ESPN hate because yes, they are annoying but um.. do you guys intentionally ignore how shitty NBC's crew is? I know a few people here have hard ons for the PFT staff and site but Olberman, Patrick, King, Rodney Harrisoon and Dungy are as drap and self absorbing as any other show out there.

[archibaldcrane]

NBC's broadcast is the worst (unless you count the NFL network, which always feels bush-league as fuck, regardless of the quality of their actual announcers).

[Mizango]

Yeah I try to forget the NFL Network's crew exists.

[Chun Liroy]

I watch ESPN for its comedy.

Edit: And for it's ability to blow everything WAYYYY out of proportion.

[Headspace]

I like Peter King (even though he hates on the Bengals constantly) and Dungy.

[Weltall]

Dungy looks like a moron staring at the camera with his static facial expression. He also dances around EVERY question thrown at him. Someone needs to take his butt off-air ASAP.

Anything is better than Joe Buck, and I do mean ANYTHING.

[Tyche]

Except Cris Collinsworth

[Kyo]

Matt Millen is the worst, I bet he would touch players awkwardly from the booth.

[Weltall]

No, Joe Buck is worse than Collinsworth.

[Tyche]

Have you already forgot the fucking travesty that is Cris Collinsworth when he was a studio guy?