Because Real Niggas Get Down Like This

[Abandon]

Thought I'd dig it up. Enjoy.

What's really good witcha, you already know, it's ya boy Ramiro.

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is anime and pokemon, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.

Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.

I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 340 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fuck a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is Warcraft. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

On the grind.

[Shojin]

I like the original better

[Shojin]

Real niggas do not paragraph and punctuate that well, they are too busy smashing vajays

[Abandon]

That is the original. This is his latest, courtesy of Cream Soda.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

[Abandon]

The one on BG boards didn't have his actual name, and was edited for ffxi purposes.

[Chicomagiko]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ko/2hrlngo.gif

[Abandon]

I love that.

[Shiroikage]

OLDE

[Abandon]

So is dust collecting on your condom box, fuck off.

[Shiroikage]

I don't even buy condoms.

[Shiroikage]

They call me Raw Dog.

[Abandon]

Can't talk, neither do I. That's how real niggas get down.

[Kuya]

Every man should feel the inside of a vagina, at least once.

[Kuya]

With their penis i mean, none of that birth shit.

[Blarg]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ko/2hrlngo.gif

Source please

[_chuchu]

too fast

[Shiroikage]

I concur, Kuya.

[Darkslitter]

Source please

The National Basketball League's Los Angeles team, The Los Angeles Lakers.

[Abandon]

I was gonna say it but decided against being a smartass, lol.

[Seanr]

I like the second one too