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  1. #1
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    If you're thinking about doing dating sites... don't post crap like this!

    Hey all,
    A female friend of mine is on a dating site. She got this email from someone a few minutes ago. If you want a prime example of what not to email someone, if you're interested in "getting to know them", don't post shit like this... seriously. (I changed a few names or just cut the names to protect the innocent.

    I saw your profile, to be honest, all I saw was "I like rpgs". I didn't even bother to read anything else lol! Cause I'm not much looking for a relationship either unless the girl reminds me of my ex.

    As it was I had to break it to this girl who liked me that, made a blog about it, and now shes acting like another girl who liked me name J. So I saved myself a bunch of problems and stds probably by not getting with her.. lulz! Everyone says what I have is an obsession, not love. But I don't think it'd hurt so much if it was just an obsession. I'm obsessed with my religion as a theistic Satanist. But it doesn't leave me heart broken and feeling miserable.. Then again D. (the girl I had to come out too about not liking her) said that it's my attitude that leads to serial killers. Which is funny because I'd make a very awesome serial killer. I have this idea called "cancer cola" that could very feesibly give a large percentage of the population cancer. That would be epic lulz. And I'd rather use my intelligence to hurt people then help. Because people suck.. LOL! Ironicaly I made another blog about D&D alignment system and about how I aspire to be like Joe, who's such a douchebag and clearly chaotic evil, and how I'm just pure chaotic neutral, but am inlove with someone who is neutral evil, and a bitch.. LOL! By the end of the blog I assessed you don't see many chaotic or good alignment people. And I've yet to come across someone who was chaotic good. It seems to be more of an attempted ideology then a practiced way of living. As you can tell, I like D&D. I just never have friends to play it with.. lol! I'd love to have the chance to get in a D&D game and has exotic weapon proficietcy: Soapbox. XP

    So, assuming you WANT to talk to me. How's your day been? How was your thanksgiving?

    This is a public service announcement, please spay or neuter your idiots.

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    The guy is obviously trolling.

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    Obviously. But if serious, oh god, I wanna meet him.

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    Epic. Really that is all I could think to say. Trolling or not that was very funny. "Cancer Cola" lol.

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    Yeah he's just trolling..but still epic lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xtrasweettea View Post
    Hey all,
    A female friend of mine is on a dating site. She got this email from someone a few minutes ago. If you want a prime example of what not to email someone, if you're interested in "getting to know them", don't post shit like this... seriously. (I changed a few names or just cut the names to protect the innocent.




    This is a public service announcement, please spay or neuter your idiots.
    You're absolutely right. No girl would wanna date a guy that uses "LOL" that much in a single paragraph. Never mind the run-on sentences, bad grammar, and misuse of punctuation. The guy is never gonna get a date doing shit like that.

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    Let's not lie, she's fucking him right now, cause women love a bad boy.

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    Sounds like a keeper to me!

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    sounds like he has confidence.

    aka he's gonna nail that bitch

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    If your friend decides to pass on this absolute champ then send him my way. I'm not gay, but for him I might just be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jodwahh View Post
    If your friend decides to pass on this absolute champ then send him my way. I'm not gay, but for him I might just be.
    You now have 18 internets. You're welcome.

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    [2012: Year of the Whore]
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    I just gay away my companies internet, Jodwahh. >o Same as despain, you're welcome!

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    If your friend does hook with this guy, tell her dont let him near her computer. He will keylogger her if he thinks she is cheating on him with Indian guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beckwin View Post
    sounds like he has confidence.

    aka he's gonna nail that bitch
    Bitches love.

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    okay guy I guess
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    i got to the first line, and said fuck this guy and didnt finish reading it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killgannon View Post
    i got to... ...fuck this guy
    <_<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    <_<
    Don't be judgin', brah.

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    Guys I'm a nerd and I signed up on a nerd dating site, but the people responding are way too nerdy.









    Where have I seen this scenario before...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    <_<
    QQ

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